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Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
#21
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 9:03 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 8:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If it is nonsensical then that means STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY!

Please don't talk about "chill pills" when you react like I murdered your family every time you respond to me.

Sometimes fun is fun, and a joke is a joke.

You are so damn clueless.  It's not normal to say things like "you react like I murdered your family".

That's not a joke, it's not fun...it's your inability to interact with people in a way that isn't unhinged.

But you do.

I don't take you as seriously as you take me. 

I don't need to chill, you do.

I am unhinged? According to who? Not liking my jokes or responses or making you uncomfortable does not make me a serial killer. It just means you don't get me. 

But please, tell me right now what would placate your fears. Should I tar and feather myself on social media, and staple my nads to a brick wall for your amusement? Not going to happen.

Maybe you take yourself too seriously.
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#22
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
This needs to be a public service announcement, this is what ABBA does to the brain.
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#23
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 29, 2020 at 7:53 pm)brewer Wrote: Write a sappy poem to the potato. It's heart should melt.

There was a man from Nantator
His cooking sucked like Lord Vader
Trump had Cohen pay her
As he said with a tweet, as he minced his meat
This time Biden's got me beat.
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#24
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 30, 2020 at 9:21 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2020 at 7:53 pm)brewer Wrote: Write a sappy poem to the potato. It's heart should melt.

There was a man from Nantator
His cooking sucked like Lord Vader
Trump had Cohen pay her
As he said with a tweet, as he minced his meat
This time Biden's got me beat.

Wurst poem ever.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#25
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 30, 2020 at 9:35 am)brewer Wrote:
(December 30, 2020 at 9:21 am)Brian37 Wrote: There was a man from Nantator
His cooking sucked like Lord Vader
Trump had Cohen pay her
As he said with a tweet, as he minced his meat
This time Biden's got me beat.

Wurst poem ever.

That will be seen as a challenge.   Doh
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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#26
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 30, 2020 at 4:27 am)no one Wrote: This needs to be  a public service announcement, this is what ABBA does to the brain.

Yes, yes it does. I am that ABBA peddler in the trench coat in the ally with all the stolen fake watches, in the briefcase, "Hey buddy, I have a bargain for you, can I interest you in some SOS, or Winner Takes It All"?



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#27
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 30, 2020 at 9:52 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 30, 2020 at 9:35 am)brewer Wrote: Wurst poem ever.

That will be seen as a challenge.   Doh

Writing or cooking?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#28
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
There once was a sap named Brian,
He was always sad and cryin'.
His poor mind was riddles with craters,
Was once bested by some taters.
He spread so much spam, you'd swear he was Hawaiian.
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#29
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 30, 2020 at 10:17 am)no one Wrote: There once was a sap named Brian,
He was always sad and cryin'.
His poor mind was riddles with craters,
Was once bested by some taters.
He spread so much spam, you'd swear he was Hawaiian.





You are right No One, those potato's bested me. But in my defense, I cant beat Chinese finger handcuffs.
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#30
RE: Skins vs plastic, a loaded potato story.
(December 30, 2020 at 10:20 am)Brian37 Wrote: You are right No One, those potato's bested me. But in my defense, I cant beat  Chinese finger handcuffs.
That's what made Wednesday suspicious of the purported Uncle Fester.
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