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The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
#41
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 18, 2021 at 7:46 pm)Ranjr Wrote: You'd think the Penguin would've headed further south.

I'm just surprised invertebrates can travel that far.
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#42
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#43
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
Ted Cruz (initially, at least) said his daughter's pressured him into the Cancun trip. So, you might say he crossed the border to find a better life for his children.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#44
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
Teddy Ritzit, "Wasting away again in margaritaville, looking for my lost alibi's call. Some father's claim, that their daughter's are to blame, but I know, it's your own damned fault."
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#45
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
As bad as Cruz is get a load of the former mayor of Colorado Texas who sent this charming message to the people who voted him into office.

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Texas what the heck is your water?
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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#46
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
I think Cruz might be a TINO.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#47
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 19, 2021 at 1:48 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: As bad as Cruz is get a load of the former mayor of Colorado Texas who sent this charming message to the people who voted him into office.

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Texas what the heck is your water?

It's actually Colorado City, TX and he resigned.

Cruz isn't smart enough to resign.

Right now the water is spoiled due to all the broken pipes and such but that's not the answer to your question.
  
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#48
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 19, 2021 at 1:51 pm)brewer Wrote: I think Cruz might be a TINO.

? Do you mean "Trump In Name Only"?
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread




Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#50
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 19, 2021 at 2:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 19, 2021 at 1:51 pm)brewer Wrote: I think Cruz might be a TINO.

? Do you mean "Trump In Name Only"?

Where did Teddy run away from Brian?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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