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The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 18, 2021 at 7:46 pm)Ranjr Wrote: You'd think the Penguin would've headed further south.

I'm just surprised invertebrates can travel that far.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#42
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#43
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
Ted Cruz (initially, at least) said his daughter's pressured him into the Cancun trip. So, you might say he crossed the border to find a better life for his children.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#44
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
Teddy Ritzit, "Wasting away again in margaritaville, looking for my lost alibi's call. Some father's claim, that their daughter's are to blame, but I know, it's your own damned fault."
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#45
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
As bad as Cruz is get a load of the former mayor of Colorado Texas who sent this charming message to the people who voted him into office.

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Texas what the heck is your water?
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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#46
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
I think Cruz might be a TINO.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#47
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 19, 2021 at 1:48 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: As bad as Cruz is get a load of the former mayor of Colorado Texas who sent this charming message to the people who voted him into office.

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Texas what the heck is your water?

It's actually Colorado City, TX and he resigned.

Cruz isn't smart enough to resign.

Right now the water is spoiled due to all the broken pipes and such but that's not the answer to your question.
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#48
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 19, 2021 at 1:51 pm)brewer Wrote: I think Cruz might be a TINO.

? Do you mean "Trump In Name Only"?
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#50
RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
(February 19, 2021 at 2:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 19, 2021 at 1:51 pm)brewer Wrote: I think Cruz might be a TINO.

? Do you mean "Trump In Name Only"?

Where did Teddy run away from Brian?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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