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Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
#1
Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
Come on and safari with it.



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#2
RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
Fortunately nobody was hurt and the animal was trapped and moved without killing it.

But it does remind me of that Animal Planet show, "Fatal Attractions". One guy had 3 monitor lizards he didn't tell anyone about. After a weekend he didn't show up for work, so co workers called police to do a welfare check. Police speculate that he got bitten, but didn't want to go to the hospital and have the illegal ownership of the animals discovered, and he died from the bacterial infection, and parts of his body were eaten.
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
(April 8, 2021 at 7:47 am)Brian37 Wrote: Come on and safari with it.




I swear, this needs to be the album cover of a new punk band.
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
From 1985, featuring the classic, Bitchin Camaro
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
I hope any other shops in the area are monitoring the situation.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
(April 8, 2021 at 1:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I hope any other shops in the area are monitoring the situation.

Boru

Doh groan
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
(April 8, 2021 at 1:59 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 8, 2021 at 1:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I hope any other shops in the area are monitoring the situation.

Boru

Doh groan

I know, right? And I’m not even someone’s dad!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
I can't imagine how I failed to think of this on first seeing this thread earlier today. Situation now remedied - enjoy!



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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
(April 8, 2021 at 1:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I hope any other shops in the area are monitoring the situation.

Boru

That skinks.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Lets go shopping now, every lizard's learning how
(April 8, 2021 at 1:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I hope any other shops in the area are monitoring the situation.

Boru

Damn, that was on spot. Gotta give you kudos for that.
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