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(He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
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RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 14, 2021 at 1:25 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: People assume that God is male for many reasons, like because Bible is sexist

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And therefore Christians are trying to be like their God.

I'll take the whore. You can keep the God.  Naughty
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#12
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 14, 2021 at 12:14 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: No penis, identifies as a male.  Christians call him God.

Yet they can't be polite enough to use the proper pronoun for trans people.

Yet they practically want to have mandatory genital inspections to use public toilets.

They are against genital surgery for minors, yet they perpetuate elective surgery on the infant male penis.
who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.
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#13
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 14, 2021 at 12:14 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: No penis, identifies as a male.  Christians call him God.

Yet they can't be polite enough to use the proper pronoun for trans people.

Yet they practically want to have mandatory genital inspections to use public toilets.

They are against genital surgery for minors, yet they perpetuate elective surgery on the infant male penis.
who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

Hmm, what's he have a penis for? To expel waste? To reproduce? The Bible says the church is the bride of Christ, and Christ is God. So are you going to suck the God cock for all eternity or is his dick all for show?
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#14
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
A good solution is more awareness and less politics. More humanity and less ideology. I think trans issues are often dipped so deeply into a political and ideological debate that trans people themselves get lost in the fog. And so it creates more enemies than friends.
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RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 15, 2021 at 8:24 pm)John 6IX Breezy Wrote: A good solution is more awareness and less politics. More humanity and less ideology. I think trans issues are often dipped so deeply into a political and ideological debate that trans people themselves get lost in the fog. And so it creates more enemies than friends.

The root of the problem is clearly religion. Religion is injected into the politics. If these Christian morons would drop their stupid religion, politics would be unrecognizable - in a good way.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#16
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 14, 2021 at 12:14 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: No penis, identifies as a male.  Christians call him God.

Yet they can't be polite enough to use the proper pronoun for trans people.

Yet they practically want to have mandatory genital inspections to use public toilets.

They are against genital surgery for minors, yet they perpetuate elective surgery on the infant male penis.
who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

While overseeing a military demonstration of his technology in Siancong, Tony Stark tripped a booby trap that killed his escort and lodged shrapnel in his chest.
The gravely injured Stark was taken captive by the terrorist leader Wong-Chu, and was informed that within a week the shrapnel would penetrate his heart and kill him. Wong-Chu falsely promised Stark that if he built a powerful weapon, he would be allowed to undergo an operation to save his life. Even though Stark realized the tyrant was lying, he agreed, hoping to gain time and access to tools, after gaining access to tool Tony Stark would invent a crude armor hence forth known as the Iron man suit Mach 1.

Checkmate.

Ramen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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#17
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 15, 2021 at 4:53 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote:
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote: who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

Hmm, what's he have a penis for?  To expel waste?  To reproduce?  The Bible says the church is the bride of Christ, and Christ is God.  So are you going to suck the God cock for all eternity or is his dick all for show?

To F*ck nonbelievers.. Hehe   that's my guess, or it could be used to pee with, or write his name on planets with, or put out suns.. or peep cut poop logs or real logs in half with, or maybe pressure wash poop stains out of the insides of heavenly toilets with.. (ever ate lamb it makes you poop really sticky).. or better yet to do with what ever he wants to do with. either way i bet it's a grower and a show-er

(April 15, 2021 at 10:57 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote: who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

While overseeing a military demonstration of his technology in Siancong, Tony Stark tripped a booby trap that killed his escort and lodged shrapnel in his chest.
The gravely injured Stark was taken captive by the terrorist leader Wong-Chu, and was informed that within a week the shrapnel would penetrate his heart and kill him. Wong-Chu falsely promised Stark that if he built a powerful weapon, he would be allowed to undergo an operation to save his life. Even though Stark realized the tyrant was lying, he agreed, hoping to gain time and access to tools, after gaining access to tool Tony Stark would invent a crude armor hence forth known as the Iron man suit Mach 1.

Checkmate.

Ramen

non-sequitur 

checkmate-ier
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#18
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 16, 2021 at 10:26 am)Drich Wrote:
(April 15, 2021 at 4:53 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Hmm, what's he have a penis for?  To expel waste?  To reproduce?  The Bible says the church is the bride of Christ, and Christ is God.  So are you going to suck the God cock for all eternity or is his dick all for show?

To F*ck nonbelievers.. Hehe   that's my guess, or it could be used to pee with, or write his name on planets with, or put out suns.. or peep cut poop logs or real logs in half with, or maybe pressure wash poop stains out of the insides of heavenly toilets with.. (ever ate lamb it makes you poop really sticky).. or better yet to do with what ever he wants to do with. either way i bet it's a grower and a show-er

(April 15, 2021 at 10:57 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: While overseeing a military demonstration of his technology in Siancong, Tony Stark tripped a booby trap that killed his escort and lodged shrapnel in his chest.
The gravely injured Stark was taken captive by the terrorist leader Wong-Chu, and was informed that within a week the shrapnel would penetrate his heart and kill him. Wong-Chu falsely promised Stark that if he built a powerful weapon, he would be allowed to undergo an operation to save his life. Even though Stark realized the tyrant was lying, he agreed, hoping to gain time and access to tools, after gaining access to tool Tony Stark would invent a crude armor hence forth known as the Iron man suit Mach 1.

Checkmate.

Ramen

non-sequitur 

checkmate-ier

You assume it to be so.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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#19
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 16, 2021 at 10:26 am)Drich Wrote:
(April 15, 2021 at 4:53 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Hmm, what's he have a penis for?  To expel waste?  To reproduce?  The Bible says the church is the bride of Christ, and Christ is God.  So are you going to suck the God cock for all eternity or is his dick all for show?

To F*ck nonbelievers.. Hehe   that's my guess, or it could be used to pee with, or write his name on planets with, or put out suns.. or peep cut poop logs or real logs in half with, or maybe pressure wash poop stains out of the insides of heavenly toilets with.. (ever ate lamb it makes you poop really sticky).. or better yet to do with what ever he wants to do with. either way i bet it's a grower and a show-er

(April 15, 2021 at 10:57 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: While overseeing a military demonstration of his technology in Siancong, Tony Stark tripped a booby trap that killed his escort and lodged shrapnel in his chest.
The gravely injured Stark was taken captive by the terrorist leader Wong-Chu, and was informed that within a week the shrapnel would penetrate his heart and kill him. Wong-Chu falsely promised Stark that if he built a powerful weapon, he would be allowed to undergo an operation to save his life. Even though Stark realized the tyrant was lying, he agreed, hoping to gain time and access to tools, after gaining access to tool Tony Stark would invent a crude armor hence forth known as the Iron man suit Mach 1.

Checkmate.

Ramen

non-sequitur 

checkmate-ier

You didn't answer my question. Will you be sucking God's cock for all eternity?

Also, pissing on a star wouldn't "put it out". Stars are not on fire. The addition of material would likely fuel the nuclear fusion, depending on the star's size.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#20
RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 14, 2021 at 12:14 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: No penis, identifies as a male.  Christians call him God.

Yet they can't be polite enough to use the proper pronoun for trans people.

Yet they practically want to have mandatory genital inspections to use public toilets.

They are against genital surgery for minors, yet they perpetuate elective surgery on the infant male penis.
who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

And if you're an all powerful cosmic being, it stands to reason that your copy would be all powerful too. Many people take the "in his own image" thing to mean different things. So I'm not convinced by this argument. So the challenge still stands.

Prove to me God has a dick. 

(And just to clarify, you're saying that you know for a fact that he does?)
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