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I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
I dreamt I had intimate relations with a Hollywood Bombshell. I guess I'll show my age, but it was Palmea Handerson.
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#12
RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
(June 4, 2021 at 6:57 pm)Edge92 Wrote: There is a giant naked lady, and she swallows you inside her vagina. And then it gets dark.

What you think of it?

Wasn't that a scene in Talk to Her?
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#13
RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
I bet God uses this planet as asylum-purgatory.
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
(June 4, 2021 at 6:57 pm)Edge92 Wrote: There is a giant naked lady, and she swallows you inside her vagina. And then it gets dark.

What you think of it?

Oh no! A Christian dreaming of naked ladies! Have you whipped yourself after it and begged God for forgiveness?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
There was that episode in the series "American Gods" that I saw ages ago, a black lady is actually an Ancient Egyptian goddess or something that swallows men after having sex with them, I think I remember the swallowing happens from the vagina, she did it to a white old pervert then he was sucked into a black void, naked and smiling Confused
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
(June 11, 2021 at 7:28 pm)WinterHold Wrote: There was that episode in the series "American Gods" that I saw ages ago, a black lady is actually an Ancient Egyptian goddess or something that swallows men after having sex with them, I think I remember the swallowing happens from the vagina, she did it to a white old pervert then he was sucked into a black void, naked and smiling Confused

I watched one or two episodes of that show. 

The scene you describe was the only one at all related to what the gods are like. The rest of it was just superheroes. 

I wish the whole series had been like that scene.
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
Am I the only one who thinks the title of this thread (without elaboration from the OP) is actually kind of a decent haiku?
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
(June 11, 2021 at 8:06 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Am I the only one who thinks the title of this thread (without elaboration from the OP) is actually kind of a decent haiku?

But...the metering is wrong!
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
(June 11, 2021 at 8:08 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(June 11, 2021 at 8:06 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Am I the only one who thinks the title of this thread (without elaboration from the OP) is actually kind of a decent haiku?

But...the metering is wrong!

Some poets play with the structure. I have a book of haikus and many of them deviate from 5/7/5.
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RE: I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it
(June 11, 2021 at 8:12 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(June 11, 2021 at 8:08 pm)Jackalope Wrote: But...the metering is wrong!

Some poets play with the structure. I have a book of haikus and many of them deviate from 5/7/5.

True, but isn't haiku always 17 or fewer syllables?
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