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[Fake Messiah]

Ah, the world's favorite idiot billionaire strikes again

Elon Musk Endorses Conspiracy With Meme Saying ‘Pizzagate Is Real’

Elon Musk shared two posts on X that showed support for the long-debunked Pizzagate conspiracy on Tuesday. The posts are part of a recent pattern where the billionaire CEO endorses conspiracy theories, such as the idea that Jewish groups are corrupting “the West” with immigration.

Musk's most recent Pizzagate post is a meme from The Office. “Pizzagate is real,” the first panel says over an image of Michael Scott. Pam explains that it’s not, according to experts. “Your expert just went to jail for child porn,” Michael replies. “Does seem at least a little suspicious,” Musk wrote in his caption.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkavwm/e...te-is-real

[The Grand Nudger]

Did he tweet it from the nonexistent basement?

[Fake Messiah]

Wow! Anonymous sources claim to a tabloid that someone else told them about a crash retrieval program of alien crafts.

CIA's secret office has conducted UFO retrieval missions on at least NINE crash sites around the world, whistleblowers reveal

A secretive CIA office has been coordinating the retrieval of crashed UFOs around the world for decades, multiple sources told DailyMail.com

One source said that at least nine apparent 'non-human craft' have been recovered by the US government – some wrecked from a crash, and two completely intact.

Three sources briefed on those alleged top secret operations told DailyMail.com that the Office of Global Access (OGA), a wing of the Central Intelligence Agency's Science and Technology Directorate, has played a central role since 2003 in orchestrating the collection of what could be alien spacecraft.

The three sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity to avoid reprisals, have all been briefed by individuals involved in those alleged UFO retrieval missions.

Though the shocking claims sound like they come from a science fiction novel, they are part of a growing body of evidence suggesting the US government could indeed be hiding advanced vehicles that were not made by humans.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...owers.html

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I wish the whistleblowers were at all credible, the fight for reality might be more interesting. And just slightly challenging.

[Fake Messiah]

TV Show Will Attempt to Summon a UFO Live on Air

On December 20, 2023, Nub TV, the world’s first 24/7 channel dedicated to UFOs, the paranormal, and music, will attempt to summon a UFO live on air during a special one-off show. The show, hosted by Pocket Gods frontman Mark Christopher Lee and Guy Thompson, will teach viewers how to use the CE5 process (Close Encounters of the 5th Kind) to summon a UFO.

Lee said, “I’ve been looking into this CE5 process with a skeptical mind. I have a science degree and these things can usually be explained rationally. I have seen evidence of other people doing this CE5 and strange lights have appeared, now was this coincidence or is there something to it? So I thought why don’t we test this on our TV show and see if it works for us. We can also teach our viewers the simple steps so if it does work then there will be UFOS all over the world this Christmas!”

https://www.businessmole.com/i-just-want...istmas-fo/

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"The Lord must love idiots, he made so many."

[Nanny]

Isn't Pizzagate basically the opening scene from Mr. Robot?

[The Grand Nudger]

Oh thanks Lee, just what we all want on christmas morning as our kids file out for presents and hugs, a god-damned alien invasion.

I didn't even put 7.62 on my wishlist....fuck.

[Nanny]

I didn't even put 7.62 on my wishlist....fuck.

If it's x39 then I got you bro.

[Fake Messiah]

And today's conspiracy is... *drumroll*

Finally, there is an apparent conspiracy being pushed by some popular right-wing X users that says GTA VI is pro-Zionist and should be boycotted. It seems as though this claim originated with Jackson Hinkle, a right-wing troll and X personality with 2.2 million followers who recently pivoted to posting pro-Palestine content. Hinkle initially said he was “DISGUSTED by the level of degenerate filth in the trailer” and then linked the game to Zionism in a follow-up tweet that called for it to be banned. YouTuber Sneako repeated the claim to his more than 700,000 followers on X hours after Hinkle’s post.

It’s entirely unclear what this could possibly be based on. Rockstar Games has made no public comments about Palestine-Israel since the conflict flared up after Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack.

Now that Rockstar has released some footage of the actual game, this contingent of weirdos is in a frenzy. One of their top concerns is that Lucia, the game’s protagonist, doesn’t look feminine enough. “First look at ‘GTA 6’ female protagonist. She is rumored to be transgender,” one account said on Twitter.

Another, replying to the account spreading an unfounded rumor, said, “If that’s true the game will flop I promise. Go woke you WILL go broke. Follow us if you agree.”

This led to a wave of YouTube videos and posts about the impending failure of Grand Theft Auto VI because of its perceived adoption of “woke” politics. Videos with titles like “Woke Feminists Ruined GTA 6: Female Protagonist, No Controversial Jokes” and “GTA 6 Will Have WOKE Cops” litter YouTube and predate the trailer’s release by a year.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3we8x/g...or-our-age