Daily conspiracy

[Aoi Magi]

I recently came across the KFK future predictions, and they were quite fun to read through. Definitely better predictions than Jesus and Muhammad

https://www-15um-com.translate.goog/2709...r_pto=wapp

[Fake Messiah]

We are surrounded! Tens of thousands of alien spaceships are in the ocean by the coast and in the sky. We might as well surrender to alien overlords. 🏳️

UFO tracker shows thousands of eerie underwater objects lurking along US coasts

A popular UFO-reporting app has recorded thousands of sightings of Unidentified Submersible Objects (USOs) near US waterways — phenomena which high-ranking US Navy officials warn could pose a threat to national security.

Enigma, which touts itself as the “largest queryable historical sighting database for global UFO sightings,” claims it has received reports on over 30,000 Unidentified Flying Objects and Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena since launching in late 2022.

But the sightings haven’t been limited to the skies, with reports also coming in about strange objects rising from the depths of the sea, or plunging into the water without so much as a splash.

As of August, Enigma has also logged more than 9,000 mysterious sightings within 10 miles of US shorelines or major bodies of water — 500 of them within 5 miles — with more than 150 of the reports describing objects hovering above or descending into waterways, according to Marine Technology News.

The US states with the most reported USO sightings were California (389) and Florida (306) — both among the top three US states with the most ocean coastline. One of the most bizarre reports includes phone camera video of unexplained green lights traveling beneath the surface of the ocean.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/26/us-news/uf...us-coasts/

[AFTT47]

Green light in the ocean is bioluminescence and it's very common. It's generated by plankton. All you have to do is wave your hand through the water anywhere in the ocean when it is dark and you will see it.

Apollo 8 and Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell once famously found his way back to his aircraft carrier at night by spotting the huge green river of light generated by the plankton in the wake of the ship.

[Fake Messiah]

Finally! Tonight at 8 p.m. on the Discovery Channel starts a three-part documentary, ‘Bigfoot Took Her,’ that claims that the disappearance of teenager Theresa Bier in 1987 occurred because Bigfoot abducted her.

The so-called Sasquatch—or “hairy man” in Halkomelem, a language of the First Nations tribes—allegedly stalks the Pacific Northwest, the wilds of the Sierra National Forest and the imaginations of Americans. In this three-part Discovery investigation, we find he was a person (creature) of interest in the very real-life disappearance of Theresa Bier. The 16-year-old from Fresno, Calif., vanished in 1987 while on a camping trip with 43-year-old Bigfoot enthusiast Russell “Skip” Welch. He later claimed the girl was taken forcibly by Sasquatch, who was never brought in for questioning.

Welch’s story is about as credible as Bigfoot himself, but the hosts of the series, Jessica Chobot and Robert Collier, buy into it all long enough to launch their thesis and their show, which is as interesting in terms of documentary-TV production as it is as a detective story. Ms. Chobot is a longtime television host and producer, occasionally of paranormal projects; Mr. Collier is a veteran investigator of the LAPD who claims a specialty in cases of missing teens.

https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/televis...t-0f272144

[Fake Messiah]

JD Vance on UFOs: “I’m a big believer that there are things out there we can’t explain. If another person sees an alien, maybe I see an angel or a demon.”

“I’m a big believer that there are like spiritual forces working on the physical world that a lot of us don’t see and a lot of us don’t understand.”

[Alan V]

JD Vance on UFOs: “I’m a big believer that there are things out there we can’t explain. If another person sees an alien, maybe I see an angel or a demon.”

“I’m a big believer that there are like spiritual forces working on the physical world that a lot of us don’t see and a lot of us don’t understand.”

Much more obviously, too many people live in their imaginations.

[Fake Messiah]

Let's be honest, it would be surprising if she didn't believe in idiotic conspiracies.

Kim Kardashian insists the moon landing ‘didn’t happen’

After getting back to her trailer, a producer followed up on the topic and asked Kim to confirm that she doesn't believe astronauts really walked walked on the moon.

"I don’t think we did. I think it was fake," Kim said, before claiming, "I’ve seen a few videos [of] Buzz Aldrin talking about how it didn’t happen. He says it all the time now, in interviews."

She then went on to share the reasons why she believes in the conspiracy so adamantly.

"Why does Buzz Aldrin say it didn't happen? There's no gravity on the moon — why is the flag blowing?" Kim questioned. "The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon [have] a different [foot]print than the photos. Why are there no stars?"

As for what her response will be when people call her crazy for believing in this conspiracy theory, Kim said, “They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what. But like, go to TikTok. See for yourself.”

https://pagesix.com/2025/10/30/celebrity...cy-theory/

[Deesse23]

So many idiots, and so many exabytes left on the www. 
We are doomed

[Fake Messiah]

Maybe the voices and hunches in your head are signals from extraterrestrial beings that have transcended their corporal coil.

A chemical pharmacologist, and leading expert on psychedelics, Andrew Gallimore, just told Joe Rogan that people can talk to aliens by taking Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

Finally the evidence for the existence of aliens that you can administer at home.

“When you go into the DMT space … you are interacting with some kind of supremely advanced intelligence.”

Andrew Gallimore suspects “billions” of extraterrestrial civilizations have “transcended their physical forms” and communicate with humans through our brains.

“As an intelligent civilization progresses, they’re not likely to become space-faring.”

“They’re much more likely to go deep down and instantiate themselves at the lowest levels of reality.”

“They would become part of the fabric of space-time itself.”

“There are probably millions or billions more of those types of civilizations than there are ones like humans.”

“If we’re interested in contacting extraterrestrials, why are we focused on this tiny population of beings that are likely to be floating around in metallic discs?”

“We should in fact be focusing on the much more abundant ones that are perhaps at the deepest levels of reality.”

“How would an intelligence that has completely transcended its physical form communicate with us?”

“It would do it through our brain.”

“I’m not saying that these DMT entities are necessarily post-biological beings, but it’s not out of the question.”

“I’m not straying too far from fairly standard modern scientific discourse when I say that it’s perfectly possible that there are very large numbers of supremely intelligent civilizations that are everywhere and nowhere—and that we can somehow interact with using our brain.”

https://singjupost.com/transcript-pharma...cast-2403/

[Fake Messiah]

I think we reached peak nuttiness when it comes to 3I/ATLAS with this article.

Possible alien spacecraft 3I/ATLAS makes unusual shift while hurtling towards the Sun

Manhattan-sized comet 3I/ATLAS allegedly executed an unusual maneuver while approaching the Sun earlier this week, fueling theories that it could be an extraterrestrial spacecraft.

Loeb noted that while most comets get a slight boost when their ice turns to gas and spouts out like a jet — an event known as the “rocket effect” — 3I/ATLAS was showing way more zip than expected during its approach.

Loeb claimed that the “non-gravitational acceleration might be the technological signature of an internal engine,” which also might explain ATLAS’ bizarre change in pigment while nearing our solar system’s light source.

According to Loeb, this seemed to suggest that ATLAS could be a potentially hostile alien probe that was sent to conduct reconnaissance on Earth.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/31/science/3i...g-the-sun/

It's really sad we can't enjoy natural phenomena anymore because there always has to be some loud asshole trying to make the phenomenon all about him.

Like, every time some asteroid or comet visited our solar system for a longer period of time in the last 100 years, people thought it was an alien spaceship. I just hope this doesn't end with a new Heavens Gate-like mass suicide.