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[Fake Messiah]

Frantic Trump, 79, Unleashes Self-Soothing Conspiracy Posting Rampage

The president, who has 11.6 million followers on the platform, shared MAGA content that attacked his usual enemies—Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota, Gov. Gavin Newsom of California, former presidents Joe Biden and Barack Obama, and Minnesota congresswoman Ilhan Omar.

Newsom’s Press Office X account called out the posts relating to the governor, including an unverified video claiming Walmart was closing 250 stores in California, and another video accusing Newsom of working with a Mexican cartel to launder drug money.

The Press Office clarified that “Walmart’s 303 stores in California are open. The AI robot is lying. Governor Newsom is not Pablo Escobar. We cannot believe we have to say any of this out loud. We cannot believe this is real life. And we truly cannot believe this man has the nuclear codes.“

It added, “Deep breaths, everyone. Three more years.”

The 79-year-old also repeated his claims about welfare fraud among the Somali population in Minnesota, and shared a video promoting the conspiracy theory that the people protesting against ICE raids in Minneapolis were being paid to do so.

There were also multiple posts referencing his favorite conspiracy theory—that the 2020 election was rigged—and featuring members of his administration claiming the economy is booming on Fox News.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/frantic-tr...r-comments

[Paleophyte]

Mermaid Arrested in Louisianna

Police responded to a complaint of a woman skinny-dipping in a neighbor's pond. Upon arrival, she informed them that she was a mermaid and thus not subject to the laws of land. At least the sovereign citizen lunatics are keeping it entertaining for the rest of us.

[Fake Messiah]

Trump 'Set to Reveal Aliens Exist' in Historic UN Speech for July, Claims UK Filmmaker

A startling claim has reignited global fascination with UFOs after a British filmmaker alleged that Donald Trump has already written a historic speech confirming that humanity is not alone.

According to the filmmaker, the speech is set for 8 July 2026, deliberately timed to coincide with the Roswell anniversary. While no official confirmation exists, the allegation has fuelled intense debate among believers, sceptics, and political commentators alike.

The claim comes from UK filmmaker and musician Mark Christopher Lee, known for documentaries exploring UFO history, including the Rendlesham Forest incident. Lee says he was contacted by a Trump administration insider who told him the president has already drafted a disclosure speech confirming the existence of non human intelligence.

Lee initially stated that the speech was planned for a United Nations address later in the year. He later revised the claim, saying the insider provided a precise date of 8 July 2026. According to Lee, the insider stressed that Trump wanted the announcement tied directly to Roswell, the 1947 New Mexico incident long associated with alleged government cover ups about recovered alien craft.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-set-reve...er-1774795


Yes, the poor guy has been trying to tell us the truth about aliens but the left keeps distracting him with hoaxes like Epstein files.

[Fake Messiah]

Marines In Restricted Military Training Area On Quantico Marine Base Report Seeing A Bigfoot

The Bigfoot Field Research Organization received a report a couple of weeks ago from a now-former Marine in regard to an incident they say took place one summer on Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia.

"I spoke with this former Marine, Andrew Bird, at length. He is credible, and he was not the only one who observed this figure that night. Two other Marines were with him and saw the same thing."

Their encounter started in a restricted military training area near the MOUT (Military Operations in Urban Terrain) training town, where their patrol originated from.

They initially experienced what was described as a compass disorientation anomaly with all of their compasses indicating they were headed in the right direction only to end up back where they started.

This area is inside a controlled military training area with restricted access, the former Marine reported. It's not open to the public, and you can’t go there without "official permission and escort."

The incident occurred in July 2005. He was stationed at Marine Corps Base Quantico for over three years. He and two other Marines were told to leave at night and make their way through the woods to a vehicle at a pickup location.

They were in an active training area moving quietly with their flashlights off while students trained with blank ammunition.

After the issue with their compasses, he says, "We decided to cut a new azimuth to a different reference point and then adjust course toward a different pickup spot further down the road."

After roughly 15 to 20 minutes, they heard a loud sound like a tree cracking. Fearing it could be a falling tree, they turned on their flashlights and looked in the direction of the sounds.

"We observed two trees next to each other bending toward one another. When we looked up, approximately 20 to 30 feet above the ground, we saw a large, hairy creature with its back facing us," he explained.

"The creature appeared to be pulling the two trees together. The hair was a brown or reddish-brown color. I could not determine whether it had climbed the tree or was already in it, but it was clearly manipulating both trees with great strength. These are not small trees."

The creature was more than eight feet tall with a large body and movements that didn’t resemble that of a person. The three, after initially freezing, took off running.

"As we ran, we heard a very heavy thud, and then fast-moving pursuit behind us. There were loud crashing and breaking sounds, like something large moving rapidly through dense brush. This continued for approximately 20 to 30 seconds," he said.

"At that point, I yelled for the Marine in front to turn on his light so we could move as fast as possible without falling. We turned our lights on and ran at full speed in the general direction of where we believed the road and pickup point were, no longer using our compasses."

They reached the vehicle after five minutes or so of running, jumped in and told the driver to get them out of there. They're not sure what they saw, but know for sure it "was not a black bear or any known animal in the area. Black bears in Quantico are relatively small."

https://www.outkick.com/culture/marines-...ot-bigfoot

[The Grand Nudger]

Bigfoot in a mout range, 20 feet up between two trees, lol. That's just joe in a ghillie suit on opfor. You don't have to be smart to be a marine.