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[AFTT47]

Physicist Sabine Hossenfelder weighs in on the disappearing scientists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEnvorobhEE

[Jackalope]

I've heard the same from the left. I'm not convinced. Trump is a coward, and there's no way that he'd agree to any plan where there was the slightest chance of him getting actually hurt. Bullets flying past his head? Fuck no. It's a much simpler case of an imbecile with a very punchable face, poor security, and a loony with a gun.

I agree. His 'injury' is pretty easily explained by the shockwave of a near miss bursting surface capillaries on his ear. Plenty of blood, no actual wound

'Near' as in if it were too much nearer, he'd have one less earlobe.
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[Fake Messiah]

There's now a Wikipedia page tracking the "missing scientists" conspiracy hysteria.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_scientists

[Fake Messiah]

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna claims ancient Bible story about fallen angels depicts aliens invading Earth: ‘The truth is in plain sight!’

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) is drawing shocking parallels between extraterrestrials and the Bible in a series of viral X posts with millions of views.

“Read the book of Enoch,” the pol wrote in one of the posts, which is pinned to the top of her account.

Luna, who is the acting chairwoman of the House Oversight Committee tasked with declassifying state secrets, was referring to a Jewish religious text written between 300 and 100 BC that referenced Noah’s great-grandfather, Enoch.

Dubbed Enoch’s “Book of Watchers,” the divisive scripture describes how a coalition of 200 angels, known as the Watchers, arrived on Earth and procreated with human women, who later gave birth to an ancient race of giants that preceded the biblical flood.

Luna has repeatedly referred to this text, which she claims was omitted from the Bible to cover up info regarding ET contact during ancient times.

The Republican’s apparent Martian-related Bible stories aren’t limited to the Old Testament, either. Just minutes after her initial X post, the lawmaker uploaded an image of “Madonna and Child with the Infant St. John,” a painting credited to Domenico Ghirlandaio that depicts the Virgin Mary praying with the baby Jesus.

Colloquially known as “Our Lady of the Flying Saucer” or “Madonna of the UFO,” the opus has drawn attention due to the inclusion of a circular object seemingly shooting rays, which some claim is a dome-shaped spacecraft.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/22/lifestyle/...onnection/

[Fake Messiah]

Tennessee Rep. Tim Burchett says he’s seen UFO pictures, videos that ‘defy’ logic

Burchett (R-Tenn.) appeared on NewsNation’s “Elizabeth Vargas Reports” on Tuesday, days after President Trump said the Pentagon would release documents on unidentified aerial phenomena “very, very soon.”

“These people are seeing something out there,” he said of the recent uptick in UFO sightings across the US.

“I’ve seen pictures and video of things that defy any reason that we have, and everybody says, ‘Well, it’s our stuff, it’s the Russians, it’s the Chinese.'”

However, Burchett — a member of the House Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets — dismissed the idea that what’s being spotted is man-made technology.

“If it’s the Chinese, ma’am, they would own us. If it was the Russians, they wouldn’t be bogged down in Ukraine,” Burchett said.

He further pointed out that if it were human tech, specifically from the US, the government would never risk using its own people to operate the crafts.

“If it was ours, we would never risk our military fighting men and women in half-a-billion-dollar aircraft out with these things that they’re spotting,” he told Vargas.

“These things can hover for hours on end, then they can just shoot straight up, they can do angles.”

Burchett also recalled a chilling conversation with a Navy admiral who described a craft detected underwater on sonar that was traveling “over 200 miles an hour” and was “almost as big as a football field.”

“We don’t have anything of that capability or that size,” Burchett said.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/24/us-news/te...efy-logic/

[Fake Messiah]

Mysterious 3-year-old X post naming “Cole Allen” ignites frenzy following Washington shooting

A single, cryptic tweet posted nearly three years ago — containing nothing but the name “Cole Allen” — has suddenly become one of the most talked-about posts on the internet after authorities identified the suspect in Saturday night’s chaotic shooting outside the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner as 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California.

The X account @HenryMa79561893, belonging to a user named Henry Martinez, was created in December 2023 and had remained completely dormant since its only post on December 22, 2023: the two words “Cole Allen.”

As news broke that the arrested shooter shared that exact name, the long-forgotten tweet surged to more than 11.8 million views in hours.

Thousands of users flooded the replies with memes and conspiracy theories, speculating about time travel, simulation glitches, and possible government foreknowledge.

Common reactions included: “Henry, the FBI would like to speak to you,” “Time travel is real,” “Glitch in the simulation,” and “What in the world.”

If that is not bizarre enough, things went down a rabbit hole when a 2014 NASA publication by Henry Martinez surfaced.

It is unclear whether the person who penned the space agency's document and the person behind the X account were the same.

Here is where it gets complicated, as Allen's internship at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory happened at the same time as the publication of Martinez's technical report.

Yet, these alleged links have been given oxygen to fuel online speculation and conspiracy theories.


https://en.royanews.tv/news/69268/Shooti...Trump-says

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/140039...n-a-frenzy

[Paleophyte]

Here is where it gets complicated, as Allen's internship at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory happened at the same time as the publication of Martinez's technical report.

This is why those NASA scientists have gone missing! They've been building a time machine at JPL!      

FFS people. Grow a brain.  

[Fake Messiah]

Were US and UAE controlling rain over Iran? Conspiracy theory decoded by science

After unusual rainfall across parts of Iran, Iraq and Turkey, conspiracy theories have alleged that the United States and the United Arab Emirates were manipulating rain patterns, even “stealing” rainfall from Iran, through advanced technologies such as cloud seeding or secret weather systems.

Multiple social media accounts claimed that after Iran destroyed dozens of US and Israeli radars in the region, it is raining heavily. They supported the much-claimed alleged climate war against Iran.

But a closer look at the science and available evidence tells a very different story.

At the centre of these claims is cloud seeding, a real but often misunderstood technique. Countries like the UAE use it to enhance rainfall by dispersing particles into existing clouds. However, scientists are clear: its effects are limited, local and unpredictable. It cannot create clouds, redirect storms across borders or control regional weather systems.

More dramatic claims often invoke the HAARP, a US-based facility frequently cited in conspiracy theories. In reality, HAARP studies the upper atmosphere, mostly the ionosphere, while weather systems form much lower down in the troposphere.

Experts have repeatedly stated that it cannot influence rainfall or generate storms.

Iran has previously accused neighbouring countries of interfering with its rainfall, but experts say such claims often emerge during periods of environmental stress.

The science, however, remains unequivocal: no country today can control regional weather systems or redirect rainfall across borders.

As extreme weather events become more frequent, misinformation is likely to grow alongside them.

https://www.indiatoday.in/amp/science/st...2026-04-28

[Fake Messiah]

Stephen Colbert squashes conspiracy theories about Late Show ending

A vocal group of supporters concluded that CBS's parent company, Paramount, ended The Late Show in an effort to curry favor with President Donald Trump and his administration. The company needed approval for a merger and had recently settled a lawsuit with the president over the editing in a 60 Minutes interview with Vice President Kamala Harris.

However, Paramount argued it was a strictly financial decision. The numbers reported indicated The Late Show was a costly production that wasn't worth what it took to get on air. That, plus changing viewing habits, convinced Paramount to pull the plug.

"I do not dispute their rationale [that it was for financial reasons]," Colbert said in a new interview with The New York Times, noting that he's even incorporated the situation into his comedy. "I do make jokes about it."

"But I also completely understand why people would say (A) that doesn't make sense to me and (B) that seems fishy to me," he continued. "Because the network did it to themselves by bending the knee to the Trump administration," he added, referencing the substantial payout for the 60 Minutes lawsuit.

Colbert didn't offer a definitive alternative explanation, but suggested the reality may be more complicated. "It's possible that two things can be true," he said.

Still, Colbert admits that "something changed." He revealed that the network wanted him to sign a long-term extension around 2023. So some event or events in the past couple of years changed executives' minds to where they decided it was in their best interest to drop Colbert and effectively get out of the late-night television business.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/a...00315.html

[Fake Messiah]

UFO Update: Congresswoman Promises to Show Things of ‘Nonhuman Origin’

Representative Anna Paulina Luna promised to hold a press conference addressing what she described as materials or information of “nonhuman origin,” a move that comes as pressure mounts on the Pentagon over delayed releases of unidentified anomalous phenomena, or UAP, footage.

Luna's comments were made aired Wednesday during an episode of the Pod Force One podcast hosted by Miranda Devine.

“I have seen evidence in a SCIF that leads me to believe there are things we cannot explain," Luna said. "I have observed things that are of nonhuman origin and creation. That’s my opinion.”

Later in the interview, she added: “When it’s declassified, I will have a press conference, and I’ll show you exactly what we saw.”

During the podcast, Devine asked Luna about aliens, pressing the lawmaker that if she had to make a decision on whether or not aliens are "moving among us with their strange machines that have all sorts of powers," what would she say.

"Do you think that's plausible?" Devine asked.

“I don’t call them aliens, and I don’t know what these things are that they’re using, right?" Luna said. "But I think that there's stuff that we have witnessed as members of Congress, been briefed on that we cannot explain."

Luna has not publicly detailed what information she plans to present at the promised press conference, though in the podcast, she added that more information will be coming out soon.

"I think that the American people will have many of their questions answered," she said.

https://www.newsweek.com/ufo-update-cong...n-11893270

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Trump says administration will release 'a lot of things' on UFOs

President Donald Trump said his administration will release "a lot of things" about unidentified flying objects to the American public in the near future.

"For some reason, and I guess it's just a reason, it's been in the minds of people for a long time," Trump said during a White House event with the crew of NASA's landmark Artemis II mission on April 29. "I think some of it is going to be very interesting to people."

The president added that he "interviewed people" who told him that "they saw things you wouldn't believe."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli...862281007/