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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 24, 2022 at 8:03 pm
King David: Hello. Meet my many wives
Evangelicals: Um, Biblical Marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman.
King David: I'm literally in the Bible....
Evangelicals: ....
King David: ....
Evangelicals: well, I guess we'll use cultural context this one time.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 26, 2022 at 3:16 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 26, 2022 at 4:46 am
Drugs 'r bad, mkay, Timmy?
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 28, 2022 at 6:21 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 28, 2022 at 8:40 am
If the men get 72 what do the women get?
What's the big deal about virgins? I would prefer a woman who knows what she's doing!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 28, 2022 at 8:53 am
Because that's all I am as a guy: one raging boner after another. Even as a spirit in heaven, I will still be all about scoring chicks.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 28, 2022 at 8:55 am
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No mucus? Gonna be some dry, painful sex going on. Has this joker ever gotten any sex?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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