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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 9, 2022 at 12:13 pm
(July 9, 2022 at 11:25 am)Fireball Wrote: Just remember that everyone is still naked, under their clothes. 
Oh shit... I never knew!
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 9, 2022 at 12:13 pm
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2022 at 12:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Ghosts can pass through walls but not see through clothes. These are the rules. If it worked any other way then hiding under the sheets would be pointless.
I wonder if people who say things like that appreciate how intimate a suggestion as to their own inner workings they're putting forward. I mean, I think if you got ahold of that person for instructions on how to make lust demons appear they'd know exactly what to do.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 9, 2022 at 12:42 pm
Apparently, your clothes can travel to the spirit realm. There must be some way we can take advantage of this fact. Scientists! Get busy!
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 9, 2022 at 1:10 pm
I'd like to see some studies on how effective clothes are at preventing demonic insemination.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 9, 2022 at 8:06 pm
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But demon wanking is best wanking!
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 10, 2022 at 1:14 am
Disney sued by 3 Christians who were fired after refusing to get COVID vaccine and wear masks. They claim the Bible instructs them to "keep their bodies free of harmful or foreign substances." Wearing a mask would be an affront to God since “we are made in his image”
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business...story.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
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Where are Christians being denied access to bathrooms, having their health care ripped away, or being told their marriage is up for public debate — simply because they’re Christian?
Being told you can’t force your belief system on everyone else is not oppression.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 11, 2022 at 9:52 am
Russian apologist Jordan Peterson blames "degenerate" West as justification for Putin invading Ukraine.
In his mind, it all keeps coming back to sex and gender panic, a failure to be a manly conservative.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
July 11, 2022 at 11:00 am
@ Fake Messiah Your conspiracy is showing. I wasn't aware Canada was usurped by Russians. I guess they really wanted that maple syrup.
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