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Stupid things religious people say
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June 7, 2023 at 6:01 am
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Dmitry1983, is the 1983 for the number of times mommy dearest dropped you square on your noggin?
Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
![[Image: snKP7Yan_o.jpg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/5b/38/snKP7Yan_o.jpg) A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts. “Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away. “Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed. One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns. https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna6396422
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: Stupid things religious people say
June 8, 2023 at 12:02 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2023 at 12:02 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I wholly approve of this mans christianity. Perhaps more nominal christians should muster up this mans mustard seed for themselves?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Stupid things religious people say
June 15, 2023 at 3:49 am
(This post was last modified: June 15, 2023 at 3:49 am by Fake Messiah.)
Pastor Kent Christmas: Christians need people who are ‘willing to strap bombs to their chest’ like the Muslims
“I am at war with evil! This is one preacher that is not backing down. I can tell you this: I will give my life for the Gospel.” “You want to know why the Muslim faith has had its advancements? It’s because the Muslims were willing to die for their beliefs. They were willing to strap bombs to their chest. They believed in the afterlife.” “God, give us some men and women that will get a hold of some passion in their spirit and say, ‘I will lay down my life for the Gospel!' This thing was born in blood.”
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (June 15, 2023 at 3:49 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pastor Kent Christmas: Christians need people who are ‘willing to strap bombs to their chest’ like the Muslims Funny - this guy doesn't look like he's wearing a bomb... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Always works out that way, doesn't it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(June 15, 2023 at 6:57 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Always works out that way, doesn't it. Ayup. You never hear about imams detonating themselves to make a point. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Peace be upon you, not you will be blown to pieces
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
Blowing -other- people to pieces is the peace of god. I'm reminded of medieval shamans working up the populace from the pulpit and then clutching pearls when the pulpit itself was sacked. Bunch of roadside freakshow operators were pissed at the loss of business, and decided to have themselves a little convention and yell at clouds.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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