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Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
#31
RE: Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
(September 29, 2021 at 2:44 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(September 29, 2021 at 1:46 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Ok, and the former guy won the election.

Why do you have to bring Trump into every single conversation, no matter the subject? I hate the guy too, but Jesus Christ, do you ever think about anything else?

Hey, it's free rent! He can have the days I'm not using, too!  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#32
RE: Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
(September 29, 2021 at 2:44 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(September 29, 2021 at 1:46 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Ok, and the former guy won the election.

Why do you have to bring Trump into every single conversation, no matter the subject? I hate the guy too, but Jesus Christ, do you ever think about anything else?

I'd feel pretty weird about letting a rich asshole live rent free anywhere, much less inside my head.
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#33
RE: Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
(September 29, 2021 at 8:28 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(September 29, 2021 at 2:44 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Why do you have to bring Trump into every single conversation, no matter the subject? I hate the guy too, but Jesus Christ, do you ever think about anything else?

I'd feel pretty weird about letting a rich asshole live rent free anywhere, much less inside my head.

Yes, but you don't have as much empty space that needs renting as Brian does.
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#34
RE: Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
(September 29, 2021 at 1:49 pm)Spongebob Wrote: If you TV isn't too old, you can download an app and operate it from your phone.  Works much better than those old uni remotes.  Otherwise, you're screwed.

It isn't just TV remotes. I hate how at the end of a show, especially some documentary or police show, they give you a very, nanosecond epilogue graphic blurb to end the show which you don't have the time to read because Liberty Mutual and Ford F-150 need their add space. It pops up so fast you don't have time to read it. And all I can think is , 'JUST FUCKING STOP, YOU DON'T CARE" 

Mice print "peek a boo" on meth. 

Back in the 70s there was a "speed reading" scam advertised on TV. I don't know the company, but looking back at it now, of course it was bullshit.

I think even the inventors of the popular 70s/80s game "Simon", where you had to replicate the flashing buttons in sequence, were flashing colored lights, hate their fellow human beings.
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#35
RE: Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
Speed reading is a thing...I took a class while in high school. And it works.

I've watched TV for years with Closed Captioning on. I don't seem to miss the things that you do...perhaps because I am not distracted by ads.

If Simon was too tough for you it proves you have the attention span of a goldfish with dementia. But we knew that.

There are meds that could help you.
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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#36
RE: Setting up TV remotes, a "Kill me" event.
(September 30, 2021 at 7:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: It isn't just TV remotes. I hate how at the end of a show, especially some documentary or police show, they give you a very, nanosecond epilogue graphic blurb to end the show which you don't have the time to read because Liberty Mutual and Ford F-150 need their add space. It pops up so fast you don't have time to read it. And all I can think is , 'JUST FUCKING STOP, YOU DON'T CARE" 

Pause button?
Why is it so?
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