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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2017 at 6:32 am
Those terrorists have a nasty plot planned.

http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-unco...d-en-35788



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2017 at 3:47 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2017 at 1:01 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2017 at 9:51 pm
(January 28, 2017 at 7:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: Kliban.jpg]
Works great if you have a track that looks like sawteeth to match the half-wheel!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2017 at 5:21 am
A humerous take on the horror clowns victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afkekwFwFuQ



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2017 at 1:29 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2017 at 5:16 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2017 at 11:00 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2017 at 11:25 pm
Yeah, that's light-hearted.....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2017 at 11:36 pm
(February 3, 2017 at 9:51 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(January 28, 2017 at 7:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: Kliban.jpg]
Works great if you have a track that looks like sawteeth to match the half-wheel!

Didn't MythBusters address this?



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