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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2019 at 6:24 pm
When hobbits have had just about enough of this shit:

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2019 at 7:53 pm
(March 29, 2019 at 2:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 29, 2019 at 2:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hehe  Or "Hey, you want to go to someplace and fuck?", and she comes back with, "Not until you came along, you smooth-talking devil!". Blush

"Wanna fuck" worked once. "Yeah alright" was not the answer I expected, but it did save time.
She really did too.

"Wanna fuck" Yes but not with you!
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2019 at 3:41 pm
I met up with a friend and her partner for a night out last night and went to the sipermarket to pick up supplies.

Outside is a sign that reads "Don't forget your bags."

Andy read it out loud, looked around at us, and said (loudly and with other people around), "No, they're right here!"

I love a guy with a sense of humour...

...and a low pain threshold.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2019 at 8:50 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2019 at 8:50 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
'Igor, will give me a hand with the bags?'

'Sointenly.  You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiban.' - Young Frankenstein

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April 5, 2019 at 11:29 pm
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April 6, 2019 at 9:43 am
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April 6, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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April 8, 2019 at 12:24 am
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April 11, 2019 at 9:01 am
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