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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 (April 20, 2020 at 7:13 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: Someday your grandchildren will ask you about the global pandemic of 2020 and what it was like to live in a world without toilet paper. I’m counting on all of you to tell them that we had to drag our butts through the grass. In snow. Uphill. Both ways. Bwahahahahaha.... Somebody PLEASE give 10 rep points or better... That's the funniest post so far this year! 
The updated ‘Last Supper’:
![[Image: EWKUTeHVcAI3xeh?format=jpg&name=medium]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWKUTeHVcAI3xeh?format=jpg&name=medium) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
There are real saviors in the second pic!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2020 at 8:03 pm
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2020 at 8:03 pm by ignoramus.)
I love it Boru.
Mythology vs reality. (but they all ended up dying by not social distancing!~)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
My mother recently told me I should get rid of my muscle car, bike, and pointy, stabby stuff, and start liking more girly things.
"So, you want me to be a practicing lesbian?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 24, 2020 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My mother recently told me I should get rid of my muscle car, bike, and pointy, stabby stuff, and start liking more girly things. Maybe not practicing, but you could take it up as a hobby. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I don't really blame "mother".
Beccs is a tom boy with a death wish!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 24, 2020 at 7:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I don't really blame "mother". Death wish? I tried to kill myself once, and that was nearly a year ago. I have been convinced by my shrink that killing myself isn't the answer. So I've decided to kill everyone else instead. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2020 at 7:58 pm
(This post was last modified: April 24, 2020 at 7:59 pm by ignoramus.)
Quote:I have been convinced by my shrink that killing myself isn't the answer.You shoulda got a second opinion!  (j/k of course!) 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 24, 2020 at 7:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote:Quote:I have been convinced by my shrink that killing myself isn't the answer.You shoulda got a second opinion! I did. I went through 6 shrinks before I got the answer I wanted. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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