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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2020 at 6:00 am
https://i.imgur.com/pMTRKlC.png

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2020 at 8:58 am
Haha, is that what you call light hearted? :-)




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2020 at 3:45 pm
(June 8, 2020 at 12:24 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Warning:  cartoon rude bits!

https://i.imgur.com/F4rtY6Y.jpg

That must have been one helluva bris!  Did the mojel use a pair of those giant ceremonial scissors, like they use at the grand opening of a bank?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2020 at 4:14 pm
(June 8, 2020 at 3:45 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(June 8, 2020 at 12:24 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Warning:  cartoon rude bits!

https://i.imgur.com/F4rtY6Y.jpg

That must have been one helluva bris!  Did the mojel use a pair of those giant ceremonial scissors, like they use at the grand opening of a bank?

How did he get his mouth around that to quell the blood!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 10, 2020 at 10:56 pm
(June 8, 2020 at 4:14 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:
(June 8, 2020 at 3:45 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: That must have been one helluva bris!  Did the mojel use a pair of those giant ceremonial scissors, like they use at the grand opening of a bank?

How did he get his mouth around that to quell the blood!

We have some seriously sick people around here...

...and I love it!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 11, 2020 at 3:59 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 13, 2020 at 12:45 am
Just looking up number plates to re-register the old stang now that I've moved interstate. Came across these.
The laws are very different here in Qld. We can now have our own caption on the plate itself and more importantly I can use this custom plate instead of a boring car club plate.

The Western Australian one is quite clever as is the US one!

[Image: 84553064-2817917861599108-6024909028235149312-n.jpg]

[Image: hhhy.jpg]

I've actually put in for this one. Will hear back on Monday whether they approve it.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 13, 2020 at 4:38 am
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Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 13, 2020 at 8:01 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 15, 2020 at 7:18 pm
(June 13, 2020 at 8:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 43zcz0.jpg]

Suddenly, I have this overwhelming urge to drink a Kirin!
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