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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Playing with a ouija board the other night...
Me, "Is there anyone there who wants to talk to me?" Ouija board, "A R E Y O U E A T I N G P R O P E R L Y" Me, "For fuck's sake, grandma!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
I know a guy who had his identity stolen....
He was always a bit of an asshole so it's sort of an improvement.  (August 21, 2020 at 10:39 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: That was the most awesome thing I've seen in weeks! I about fell out of my chair watching Ted Cassidy (Lurch) "getting down". Lisa Loring (Wednesday) had some serious dance chops at that age, too. Thank you!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Know God, Know fear.  ![[Image: 117391318_10214102529597367_170429950522...e=5F67E6EC]](https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/117391318_10214102529597367_1704299505221535932_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=U8I6hOepn5sAX9EIWAM&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-2.xx&oh=50ba53d7917356aba3072f31ee05f654&oe=5F67E6EC)
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Trump meets God who sits on throne in heaven.
Trump: Why are you sitting on my throne? |
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