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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2020 at 10:24 am
(December 14, 2020 at 8:58 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Plague-2.jpg]

She's about to get another tongue piercing from a mouse who is contemplating being eaten.  Popcorn
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2020 at 2:10 pm
Don't ask what she did with the gerbil.......

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2020 at 3:23 pm
(December 14, 2020 at 2:10 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Don't ask what she did with the gerbil.......

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Two options. Gonna have to flip a coin.  Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2020 at 9:12 pm
I broke my cane.

The SO, being a smartass said "Are you going to get a Hurricane"? (as advertized on TV)

Fuck that I said...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2020 at 7:14 am
I think this sums up the year for us all..... And a great use of my snapmaker laser cutter.
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December 15, 2020 at 8:27 am
(December 15, 2020 at 7:14 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I think this sums up the year for us all..... And a great use of my snapmaker laser cutter.
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Any thought to marketing?

I imagine they would sell..

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2020 at 8:42 am
A cookie cutter version might sell better lol Dunno
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2020 at 5:00 pm
(December 10, 2020 at 10:53 am)no one Wrote: Because spirits are fearful of garlic, just as they are of iron and rock salt.

It isn't even that complicated. White liqueur is what comes out of a still, flavorless and clear. Then people do things to flavor it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2020 at 5:39 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2020 at 7:42 am
[Image: 131479776_10224963586666253_542484571423...e=6001429B]

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