Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[AkiraTheViking]

GOD DAMN!!! ( ͡?️ ͜ʖ ͡?️)

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Well, that's MY weekend shot to hell.

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Boru

You don't own a framing hammer?

I do, but I’m fairly sure it doesn’t qualify as a ‘vehicle’.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

You don't own a framing hammer?

I do, but I’m fairly sure it doesn’t qualify as a ‘vehicle’.

Boru

So only blasting into someone in a Trekka is the only satisfying method?

[A. Secular Human]

Well, that's MY weekend shot to hell.

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Boru

You don't own a framing hammer?

A good sixteen ounce ball peen achieves better penetration...

[AkiraTheViking]

[onlinebiker]

You don't own a framing hammer?

A good sixteen ounce ball peen achieves better penetration...

Nothing beets a good shingle hatchet...... (Skinny flat cutting blade with wedge base..)

[AkiraTheViking]

A good sixteen ounce ball peen achieves better penetration...

Nothing beets a good shingle hatchet...... (Skinny flat cutting blade with wedge base..)

You're all worng. Nothing beats a dull knife. Sure you have to do more work but you can guarantee that it'll be extrmemly painful for your victims. And you can relish in all of their screams and spilled viscera.

[onlinebiker]

Nothing beets a good shingle hatchet...... (Skinny flat cutting blade with wedge base..)

You're all worng. Nothing beats a dull knife. Sure you have to do more work but you can guarantee that it'll be extrmemly painful for your victims. And you can relish in all of their screams and spilled viscera.

^^^^^^^^

Such wisdom cannot be argued with.....

[awty]

I tried to post a clip of Alan Rickman from "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves" where he says, "I'm going to cut your heart out with spoon."...then explaining because it will hurt more than a bladed weapon but YouTube doesn't seem to want me to share it.

My vote is for a spoon.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru