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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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July 18, 2021 at 8:07 pm
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July 19, 2021 at 11:03 am
Finally a good movie about Titanic



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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July 19, 2021 at 3:31 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 19, 2021 at 3:42 pm
(July 18, 2021 at 11:58 am)AkiraTheViking Wrote:


Dude needs to actually light that shit!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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July 19, 2021 at 3:50 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2021 at 3:51 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(July 19, 2021 at 3:42 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 18, 2021 at 11:58 am)AkiraTheViking Wrote:


Dude needs to actually light that shit!

I can’t recall who the interviewer was, but someone once asked Tyson, ‘Be honest - aren’t planetariums better when you’re high?’ Tyson answered, ‘I think the real question is, ‘Isn’t EVERYTHING better when you’re high?’

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July 19, 2021 at 4:16 pm
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You Get No Context!!!
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July 21, 2021 at 4:27 am
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You Get No Context!!!

Uncle Henry?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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July 21, 2021 at 4:43 am
Oh, so that's why so many women dumped me over the years

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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July 21, 2021 at 5:12 am
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