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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2021 at 1:44 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2021 at 6:11 pm
(September 21, 2021 at 1:04 am)Helios Wrote:
(September 21, 2021 at 12:42 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: [Image: b5114663d8a0219169f84023cf2916f4832da9c3.jpeg]
I'll say this that child has a very limited imagination. I would have simply put hover jets on the Trolley.

I'd have filled the trolley with C4 and a timer to go off after it's made the full circuit.  Hopefully, the shrapnel will take out the guy with the handle...and the little kid.

(I'm channeling ol' "Stabby Titz".)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2021 at 6:16 pm
Take it to the next level. Draw a wormhole at the end of each length of track. Leave it open-ended.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2021 at 3:48 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 5:41 am
If someone challenges you to a duel, you have, by ancient tradition, the choice of weapons.

If Conor McGregor (mixed martial artist and world-class douchenozzle) challenges you to a duel, choose baseballs.





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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 5:51 am
(September 23, 2021 at 5:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If someone challenges you to a duel, you have, by ancient tradition, the choice of weapons.

If Conor McGregor (mixed martial artist and world-class douchenozzle) challenges you to a duel, choose baseballs.





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If you're any good at martial arts, just choose mma. He's not that good at it and never was. He was hired by UFC as a gobby little shite and that's about all he's passably good at.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 6:52 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 7:38 am
My mind is like an internet browser.

19 tabs are open.
3 are frozen.
And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 5:44 pm
(September 23, 2021 at 7:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: My mind is like an internet browser.

19 tabs are open.
3 are frozen.
And I have no idea where the music is coming from.

And as a bonus, when it gets old, history is self-deleting!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 5:59 pm
(September 23, 2021 at 5:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If someone challenges you to a duel, you have, by ancient tradition, the choice of weapons.

If Conor McGregor (mixed martial artist and world-class douchenozzle) challenges you to a duel, choose baseballs.





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Or just be Floyd Mayweather  Cool
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