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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2021 at 5:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2021 at 5:24 pm
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of all the things that didn't happen, this happened the didn't-est!
No God, No fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2021 at 1:46 am
Elephant joke: elephant pretends to eat a woman’s hat, but then gives it back



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2021 at 2:19 am
Just a friendly yearly reminder...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2021 at 5:33 am
Easier said than done, this is:





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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2021 at 7:58 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2021 at 8:09 am




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December 18, 2021 at 2:52 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2021 at 8:03 pm
It was meant to be predictive. Mysterious ways.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 19, 2021 at 4:55 am
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