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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2022 at 6:38 pm
(April 22, 2022 at 6:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Bird-s.jpg]



The proper response would be to give them the bird........
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2022 at 12:22 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2022 at 12:22 pm by HappySkeptic.)
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Perhaps they should be sending that letter to whoever controls the birds
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2022 at 9:51 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2022 at 4:16 am
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Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2022 at 7:16 am
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2022 at 12:16 pm
Man: Am I the only one you've ever been with?

Wife: Yes

Man: 

Wife:  The others were all nines and tens.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2022 at 6:17 am
What would you do in this situation?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2022 at 6:27 am
(April 25, 2022 at 6:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What would you do in this situation?



French braid it, of course.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2022 at 5:22 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2022 at 6:16 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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