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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2015 at 3:41 pm
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I'm old enough to remember this classic 80s ad for Maxell tape cassettes (for the toddlers among us: they were a kind of pocketsized SD card with wheels)...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2015 at 4:12 pm
I almost miss the art of making a mix tape, and how nervous you were to give it to the girl you liked. Had to have the right mix of Pearl Jam, Extreme, and Jeff Buckley on it.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2015 at 4:14 pm
And then, of course, there was this:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2015 at 7:02 pm
That's strange, the image worked just fine a second ago.
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April 28, 2015 at 6:28 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 28, 2015 at 7:25 pm
And the latest
Private Eye cover:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'