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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2022 at 7:55 pm
(August 16, 2022 at 1:58 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (August 15, 2022 at 11:27 pm)Tomato Wrote:
When I first moved here I worked for a small company that employed a very close knit group of female immigrants from Mexico. They weren't exactly bashful in their conversations, especially with regard to their husbands. And they often spoke in Spanglish so even someone like me could figure out what was being discussed. A woman was hired who was a long denim skirt wearing, long hair having Pentecostal. She didn't last long. She nearly blushed herself to death.
I'll bet her face wasn't the only part of her that was "blushing", and *that's* why she was so embarrassed.
Ammirite?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2022 at 9:35 pm
(August 16, 2022 at 7:55 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (August 16, 2022 at 1:58 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: When I first moved here I worked for a small company that employed a very close knit group of female immigrants from Mexico. They weren't exactly bashful in their conversations, especially with regard to their husbands. And they often spoke in Spanglish so even someone like me could figure out what was being discussed. A woman was hired who was a long denim skirt wearing, long hair having Pentecostal. She didn't last long. She nearly blushed herself to death.
I'll bet her face wasn't the only part of her that was "blushing", and *that's* why she was so embarrassed.
Ammirite?
...and
this is why
religion is so shameful...natural reactions get such negative press.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2022 at 10:01 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2022 at 10:03 pm
(August 16, 2022 at 10:01 pm)Tomato Wrote: ![[Image: 298703024_1409228869559190_6255913735918...e=6300581F]](https://scontent.ftpa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/298703024_1409228869559190_6255913735918523879_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=HGXA04WLDmQAX8Yyegp&_nc_ht=scontent.ftpa1-1.fna&oh=00_AT8CkZJjsgEH4NFKMOIlvBaQu8pX27Z1ueyYzf1BXwQ-ow&oe=6300581F)
I expect to see this as 'proof' that masks don't work.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2022 at 4:43 am
The Three Stages Of Cat Ownership
1. Youz my little snoot-boopy squishy cuddlekins, yes you are!
2. You are my sleek, magnificent house panther, descendant of gods.
3. STOP EATING PLASTIC, YOU FUCKING DEMENTED GARGOYLE!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2022 at 7:17 am
OMFG. Storks are delivering babies. Here's a photo that proves it.
![[Image: Deliver.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/rF4yjCrW/Deliver.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2022 at 9:30 am
(August 17, 2022 at 7:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: OMFG. Storks are delivering babies. Here's a photo that proves it.
This is how dad can get a face full of partially digested breast milk. DAMHIKT
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2022 at 4:24 pm
(August 17, 2022 at 7:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: OMFG. Storks are delivering babies. Here's a photo that proves it.
In my head, I can hear a descending tone whistling sound.
Does that make me a bad person?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 19, 2022 at 6:21 am
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