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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 11, 2023 at 3:19 pm
Fun Things To Do, #28

1. Buy four pigs.

2. Paint the numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs.

3. Release them in your local ‘big box’ store.

4. Sit back and watch security try to find #4.

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January 12, 2023 at 6:59 pm
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January 13, 2023 at 2:18 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 13, 2023 at 5:46 am
(January 13, 2023 at 2:18 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: hY4odCVo_o.png]

It will be fine... give your immune system a bit of exercise!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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January 13, 2023 at 5:49 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 13, 2023 at 8:33 pm
(January 13, 2023 at 5:46 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(January 13, 2023 at 2:18 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: hY4odCVo_o.png]

It will be fine... give your immune system a bit of exercise!

...and a little extra protein.
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January 14, 2023 at 5:15 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 14, 2023 at 7:27 pm
(January 14, 2023 at 5:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: lrWH9J4.jpeg]

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Took me a sec.  I started down the "hoe" path. and got nowhere, so had to re-evaluate.
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January 15, 2023 at 5:23 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 15, 2023 at 12:52 pm
Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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