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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2023 at 7:49 am
(April 22, 2023 at 7:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 6oGBZGf_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

Boru

Had a similar experience, heard a noise in the early hours, opened the bedroom door to see an unknown naked guy walk into the spare bedroom, not having a gun and also being half asleep I didn't shoot him, looked down and saw a note on the floor outside my bedroom. It was from my son telling me that his friend had had too much to drink and was sleeping it off here because he was in no fit state to make it home!  
Conclusion, no need for a gun, happy to have a son who looks after his friends  Smile
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2023 at 1:24 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2023 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2023 at 1:54 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I wonder if the people who make the unedited version of this sign would sanction my edit:

[Image: No-Shoes-Free-Drinks.jpg]
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]

I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2023 at 2:32 pm
@arewethereyet

What's that 1995 movie staring Natasha Henstridge?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2023 at 2:39 pm
(April 22, 2023 at 2:32 pm)Tomato Wrote: @arewethereyet

What's that 1995 movie staring Natasha Henstridge?

Had to look it up - and bite me.   Hmph
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2023 at 7:33 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2023 at 7:36 am
(April 23, 2023 at 7:33 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Kph1NqHi_o.jpg]

Yup.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2023 at 8:49 am
Well, some might try to squash this, but at least you can't say they're out of there gourds.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 23, 2023 at 5:36 pm
(April 23, 2023 at 7:33 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Kph1NqHi_o.jpg]

Now, whenever anyone from the South calls me "Punkin", I'm going to flash on *this*.

The baby's saying "what you doin' to my dinner!"

Are the little ones a "C" cup?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2023 at 1:04 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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