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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2023 at 1:40 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2023 at 4:25 pm
(June 20, 2023 at 1:40 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: v5Fy4ltX_o.jpg]

OMFG!

What editor thought publishing that was a good idea?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2023 at 7:26 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2023 at 7:38 pm
Fake Messiah:
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A. Secular Human:
OMFG!

What editor thought publishing that was a good idea?

After he was asked to leave, the poor sap could never branch out.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2023 at 11:18 pm
(June 20, 2023 at 7:38 pm)no one Wrote: Fake Messiah:
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A. Secular Human:
OMFG!

What editor thought publishing that was a good idea?

After he was asked to leave, the poor sap could never branch out.

<Forehead in hand.  Much moaning henceforth.>
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 21, 2023 at 2:19 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 8:34 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 11:37 am
Two guys enter a bar and said Hi. Another one entered and quacked.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 12:26 pm
Three men walked into a bar. One died instantly and the other two were treated for minor head injuries.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 12:35 pm
(June 22, 2023 at 12:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Three men walked into a bar. One died instantly and the other two were treated for minor head injuries.

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