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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 5:41 am
"What's that, Lassie? Timmy's fallen into the well?? Guess we're drinking bottled water from now on!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 7:32 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 7:34 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 8:00 am
(October 9, 2023 at 7:32 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Desp.jpg]
Why am I thinking of Honey-Baked ham, all of a sudden?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 8:37 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 12:03 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 5:54 pm (This post was last modified: October 9, 2023 at 5:57 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(October 8, 2023 at 8:55 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Star.webp]

"For thirty seconds, still, you must remain.  Ummm hm!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 5:56 pm
(October 9, 2023 at 8:37 am)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 61075.png]

The last one is the most terrifying!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2023 at 9:09 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 10, 2023 at 5:09 am
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