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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 4:16 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 4:20 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 4:33 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#6504
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 5:53 am
Princess Stabby Titz:
[Image: FHhgjr-NVIAEv-Oh-B.jpg]

Love is an Open Back Door
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 3:50 pm
(October 28, 2023 at 4:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Pakisti.webp]

The guy in back is showing concern on his face.  Probably about the tightness of the grip the front guy has on his "handle".

To the train's engineers: "Please, don't hit the brakes, please don't hit the brakes, please..."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 3:54 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 4:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FHhgjr-NVIAEv-Oh-B.jpg]

The carrot is certainly "ready"...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 29, 2023 at 6:01 pm
Toasted buns?
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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October 29, 2023 at 9:41 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 2:55 am
(October 29, 2023 at 9:41 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 200183.jpg]

He died of natural causes. He pissed me off, so naturally I killed him!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 8:34 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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