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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2024 at 1:28 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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June 8, 2024 at 7:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2024 at 9:47 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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June 8, 2024 at 10:50 am
Harry Potter and the Order of the Late Period.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2024 at 11:28 am
Sends the wrong message. That's a long way from a fetus.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2024 at 11:30 am
But....but.....but, it's a magical fetus.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2024 at 12:48 pm
(June 8, 2024 at 11:28 am)Fireball Wrote: Sends the wrong message. That's a long way from a fetus.

The baby's pregnant. (It's Muhammad's wife.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 10, 2024 at 11:50 pm


"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 11, 2024 at 3:24 pm
(June 10, 2024 at 11:50 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:


That's right up there with "Friday" by Rebecca Black:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Gotta love that AutoTune!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 11, 2024 at 3:56 pm
Quote:Trump Media executives have reached out to the SEC to see why the company’s stock is performing so poorly, and its CEO, former Representative Devin Nunes, complained in April to Nasdaq’s CEO that the company was the victim of illegal “naked short selling.” In response, he was brutally mocked on Wall Street.
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