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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 17, 2024 at 10:27 pm
[Image: 64CFAF04-5A09-45C0-B8D3-927E7A253328.jpg]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 17, 2024 at 10:37 pm
(June 17, 2024 at 10:27 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: [Image: 64CFAF04-5A09-45C0-B8D3-927E7A253328.jpg]

I can tell by the concern on her face that she was treating asthma.

[Image: kelloggs-asthma-cigarettes-unknown.jpg]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2024 at 3:00 am
Odd, I wonder why cigarette smoke triggers my asthma?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2024 at 3:33 am
Weak genes!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2024 at 4:55 pm
I wear 501s!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2024 at 5:11 pm
Button fly?  Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2024 at 7:47 pm
(June 18, 2024 at 5:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Button fly?  Hehe

Apparently a jumaphobic.

(don't be impressed, I had to look it up)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2024 at 5:25 pm
(June 18, 2024 at 5:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Button fly?  Hehe

Yup.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2024 at 5:28 pm
(June 18, 2024 at 7:47 pm)brewer Wrote:
(June 18, 2024 at 5:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Button fly?  Hehe

Apparently a jumaphobic.

(don't be impressed, I had to look it up)

Nope, but you'd think so, after my unfortunate incident as a teen.

Not as bad as There's Something About Mary, though.  Did involve blood, but no EMS.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2024 at 5:06 am (This post was last modified: June 23, 2024 at 5:59 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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