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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 8, 2025 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: July 9, 2025 at 1:08 am by The Valkyrie.)
Someone near me was throwing Stephen King books at people.

I wondered why...

...then IT hit me...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2025 at 1:03 am
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Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 am
My former boyfriend asked me for the names of all my partners, in order.

I should have stopped when I reached his name...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2025 at 6:39 pm
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Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 17, 2025 at 11:49 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 17, 2025 at 11:53 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 24, 2025 at 2:47 am
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Honestly, Autism Peak sounds like a CW teen drama I’d make… at least, once I figured out how to make a teen drama that would be safe for American broadcast TV.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 26, 2025 at 4:23 pm
(July 24, 2025 at 2:47 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: anyone-up-for-a-hike-v0-k50yglzdh3ed1.jp...f2f193635c]
Honestly, Autism Peak sounds like a CW teen drama I’d make… at least, once I figured out how to make a teen drama that would be safe for American broadcast TV.

I think I reached that at about age seven.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 1, 2025 at 6:27 pm
Upon his arrival, the Devil greets him warmly and with an especially big smile on his face.


Devil:”Donald Trump, welcome to hell! I had an especially difficult time selecting your eternal punishment, and so for a treat I’m going to allow you to choose one one three doors and take the place of an individual in that room”

Trump: “That sounds great, I love having the final say!”

The Devil open the first door and allows Trump to look inside. Trump looks in to find George W. Bush running on a track.

Trump:”No, I don’t choose this room. I’m not much of a runner.”

And so the devil opens the second door to reveal Barack Obama swimming in an endless pool.

Trump:”No, I can’t swim very well. I don’t choose this room”

And so the Devil closes the door and opens the third door to reveal Bill Clinton getting a BJ from Monica Lewinsky.

Trump:”Oh yes! This is the perfect room for me. I was made for this punishment. This is what I choose for the rest of eternity.

The Devil smiles with a glint in his eyes and asks “are you sure?? I don’t usually offer a go back on previous options.. but for you I’ll make an exception”

Trump:”oh yes, I definitely choose this room.”

Devil:”Well all right then! Ms. Lewinsky, come on out. Mr. Trump, take her place!”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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