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God's true home is NOT Heaven

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God's true home is NOT Heaven
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God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2011 at 5:59 pm by Emporion.)
I have a riddle for you:

My name is Jesus, master of the Tri-Me. You and I are exactly the same, but no Christian nor the bible will ever admit that. What am I? Who else wants to name me? What explains the first question and the quantity of the answers in the second question simultaneously? This riddle is actually very easy depending on who you are. Why is that last question not wrong is a sense?

*end of riddle*


Good luck.
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Fuck knows...

God's true home is on the book shelf next to Mother Goose.
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm
(March 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm)theVOID Wrote: God's true home is on the book shelf next to Mother Goose.

Nope. That's just an atheistical bias.
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Possibly, but my reasoning wasn't based on any bias I am aware of, which is something like follows:

1. We are not justified in beveling in the existence of God.
2. God is prominent in (holy) books
3. These books contain myth, legend and poetry.
4. Fiction, especially traditional cultural fiction, has similar themes.
5. Mother Goose is such a fiction
6. "Holy" texts are best placed next to these fictions on a shelve.
7. Therefore, God 's true home (seeing as he only exists in fiction) is best placed next to Mother goose.

Any biases there you are aware of?
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Obviously God live here on Earth! I'm right here, aren't I?
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2011 at 8:20 pm by the6dead.)
(March 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm)theVOID Wrote: Possibly, but my reasoning wasn't based on any bias I am aware of, which is something like follows:

1. We are not justified in beveling in the existence of God.
2. God is prominent in (holy) books
3. These books contain myth, legend and poetry.
4. Fiction, especially traditional cultural fiction, has similar themes.
5. Mother Goose is such a fiction
6. "Holy" texts are best placed next to these fictions on a shelve.
7. Therefore, God 's true home (seeing as he only exists in fiction) is best placed next to Mother goose.

Any biases there you are aware of?

Lol. Purely fiction. God has no true home out side of the myths mentioned in the bible and the minds of the millions of of fundamentalist followers.
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 10:18 pm
(March 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm)theVOID Wrote: Possibly, but my reasoning wasn't based on any bias I am aware of, which is something like follows:

1. We are not justified in beveling in the existence of God.
2. God is prominent in (holy) books
3. These books contain myth, legend and poetry.
4. Fiction, especially traditional cultural fiction, has similar themes.
5. Mother Goose is such a fiction
6. "Holy" texts are best placed next to these fictions on a shelve.
7. Therefore, God 's true home (seeing as he only exists in fiction) is best placed next to Mother goose.

Any biases there you are aware of?

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

I guess I'll have to give you a hint. What are believers REALLY doing when they think God wants them to do something? Everyone has a sense of _____.
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Importance?

And to get back to your accusation of bias, did you manage to find out what (if any) it was?
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 10:35 pm
(March 30, 2011 at 8:19 pm)the6dead Wrote: God has no true home out side of...the minds of the millions of of fundamentalist followers.

Here is a hint. What is God's vehicle?
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 30, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Why don't you just get to the point and end this pseudo-intellectual masturbation?
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