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The Absurd GOP
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Chef's...fucking...kiss.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(June 8, 2023 at 12:21 am)Scary Guy Wrote:
(June 7, 2023 at 10:03 pm)Tomato Wrote: A gun nutter will rely on the argument that banning guns just means people will still own them illegally, yet unreasonably support a war on drugs.

Not if they have any sense they won't.  The war on drugs has also been a failure for the most part.  If anything it creates a black market for drugs, and prevents users from seeking treatment options for fear they'll be arrested in the process and if they have kids that they'll be taken away by CPS.

People can ban things all they want, but users who want them will find a way to get them.  Banning them also just makes criminals out of the law abiding too.  We don't want to be criminals and would prefer not to be forced to be them by default.
My line for years and years.  I..ofc...support gun control...but I do recognize that some (proposed, hoped for, fever dreamed about) gun control measures would make me a criminal by default.  So be it.  I'm not going to go out in a blaze of glory over it - because that's retarded, but if tyrannical atf agents™ show up looking for my guns..Imma have a hilarious day..my first day as a felon... watching them fail to find them.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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All the residents here love Fox News. Hearing the nonsense spewed on there while providing care to the residents makes me realize just how delusional the Republican party is.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Congress critters seem to be able to get away with it. It was a complaint of mine in the AF that we would see congresspeople spill on life TV what we would have been court martialed for revealing in a private letter.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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I am far from a devoted hooman groupie, but what a pathetically sad, tiny existence it must be to be outraged that someone, who Isn't you, doesn't do you stuff.

I just can't understand the mindset. It must be exhausting.
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(June 9, 2023 at 10:18 am)no one Wrote: I am far from a devoted hooman groupie, but what a pathetically sad, tiny existence it must be to be outraged that someone, who Isn't you, doesn't do you stuff.

I just can't understand the mindset. It must be exhausting.

What's even more pathetic and sad is railing about someone doing exactly what you do and demand they be punished for it. You know, like pastors who spend a shocking amount of time equating homosexuality with paedophilia, only to later get caught with their hand in the kiddie jar.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Demon possession is a hell of a thing
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