(March 10, 2026 at 1:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Republican Senator Lindsey Graham: “I go back to South Carolina. I’m asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Mideast. "
Here's hoping they tell him to go hammer sand up his ass.
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 Here's hoping they tell him to go hammer sand up his ass.  (March 10, 2026 at 1:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Republican Senator Lindsey Graham: “I go back to South Carolina. I’m asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Mideast. What I want you to do in the Mideast to our friends in Saudi Arabia and other places, step forward and say ‘this is my fight too.’” Perhaps he should send his son or daughter or go himself if he don't have offspring? It's his fight too apparently. 
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.
Mikhail Bakunin. (March 10, 2026 at 3:17 pm)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: Perhaps he should send his son or daughter or go himself if he don't have offspring? It's his fight too apparently. It's easy to play poker with someone else's money. I'm just glad, in a way, that my son recently suffered a broken arm -- his artillery unit won't deploy him even if they get tapped for a mission. Graham wanting to send our children while his stay safe? Fuck him ... with a chainsaw. ![[Image: 2VvUfam.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/2VvUfam.gif)
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March 10, 2026 at 10:57 pm
(This post was last modified: March 10, 2026 at 10:59 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Or maybe we'll learn about maga what the world learned about z russians. They don't like their fathers and sons and husbands. They think they're entitled little abusive shits and would gladly trade them for less than any stated death benefit. Maybe trump has a few unsold teslas laying around. Maybe not...but maybe there's a pile of steaks or sneakers or bibles to pay them out with.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(March 10, 2026 at 10:57 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Or maybe we'll learn about maga what the world learned about z russians. They don't like their fathers and sons and husbands. They think they're entitled little abusive shits and would gladly trade them for less than any stated death benefit. Maybe trump has a few unsold teslas laying around. Maybe not...but maybe there's a pile of steaks or sneakers or bibles to pay them out with. I think Graham is a used, beat-up neocon laying around on a lemon lot trying to sell himself to anyone looking for some old jalopy. He wants to be the voice of the past when the future of his party is in flux -- and at the same time wants to keep the Bush-era bomb 'em all crowd off his back. Not that MAGAts aren't wedded to rewards, just that he who chases both hares catches neither. 
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
This week on Dean Withers: it turns out that if the Right even has actual moral priorities, they're really fucking bizarre.
Apparently, Joe Biden being a gaffe machine, Kamala Harris making a political remark during Jesse Jackson's funeral, or a 14-year old white boy using the N-word is a far greater moral sin than Trump's being found liable for sexual abuse or admitting to walking into teenaged girls' dressing rooms unannounced while they were in a state of undress.
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March 12, 2026 at 10:49 pm
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