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The Absurd GOP
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They’re all quite mad.

Quote:Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA) shared an explosive idea to re-open the Strait of Hormuz that has been essentially closed to shipping by Iranian attacks and mines.

“Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever,” Gingrich wrote, “we cut a new channel through friendly territory.”

“A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks,” Gingrich wrote.

Gingrich’s post linked to an article that a community note called “satirical,” but Gingrich didn’t mention the humor angle in his post.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ex-g...10675.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 16, 2026 at 12:16 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: They’re all quite mad.

Quote:Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA) shared an explosive idea to re-open the Strait of Hormuz that has been essentially closed to shipping by Iranian attacks and mines.

“Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever,” Gingrich wrote, “we cut a new channel through friendly territory.”

“A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks,” Gingrich wrote.

Gingrich’s post linked to an article that a community note called “satirical,” but Gingrich didn’t mention the humor angle in his post.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ex-g...10675.html

It's almost like he doesn't know that Shaheds have a range of 500 miles. Hormuz will not be opened without a land campaign, regime change, and thousands of US deaths -- or diplomacy, which is apparently above his paygrade.

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^I particularly like this comment about the article:

'The views expressed above do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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It seems that US Attorney General Pam Bondi has been getting so many death threats that she being housed as a secure military facility in DC.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(March 16, 2026 at 5:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It seems that US Attorney General Pam Bondi has been getting so many death threats that she being housed as a secure military facility in DC.

Boru

These abusive, criminal "leaders" should be afraid. As history shows, fuck with the people at your own risk.

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Considering this is a nation of xians, ya gotta wonder what religion is sending the most threats?

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College Republicans Chapter Sues School for Right to Make Nazi Salute

The University of Florida kicked its College Republicans chapter off of campus over the weekend over a photo of a member performing a Nazi salute, and now the organization is suing the university.

The UF College Republicans filed a lawsuit in federal court Monday, alleging that their First Amendment rights were violated. The salute photo had circulated on social media, along with photos of the group’s members with neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes and far-right podcaster Myron Gaines.

In a statement, the university’s interim president Donald Landry said that the Florida Federation of College Republicans, which oversees campus GOP groups in the state, told the university that it had disbanded the UF chapter. Landry said that UF then moved to deactivate them.

“The University of Florida has emphatically supported its Jewish community and remains committed to preventing and addressing antisemitism and other forms of discrimination and harassment that are threatening and disruptive to our students,” Landry said in his statement.

The chapter is being represented in court by Anthony Sabatini, who alleged to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel that the Nazi photo was the “final straw” for the university, and the“edgy” student group felt they had been targeted for some time. Sabatini, a conservative Lake County commissioner, also claimed the chapter was really shut down because it hosted Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback on March 11.

Fishback has repeatedly called his GOP rival, Representative Byron Daniels, a “slave.” Daniels is Black. Sabatini said that event was used to deactivate the group and replace it with more “vanilla” conservatives.

Young Republicans across the country seem to have a racism and antisemitism problem. Earlier this month, a Republican group chat of Florida International University students leaked online and showed dozens of its members engaging in racist, antisemitic, and depraved language. Last year, a leaked Young Republicans group chat comprising members from across the country showed members being similarly racist and antisemitic, while casually throwing around rape jokes.

Earlier this month, the national College Republicans named a far-right associate of Fuentes, Kai Schwemmer, as its national political director, showing that this rot is only increasing. White supremacy appears to be the future of the Republican Party.

https://newrepublic.com/post/207877/coll...azi-salute
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Go gators. sigh
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Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(11 hours ago)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato.




When right winger accuses opponent of something he is either doing this or planning to do this.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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