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Turnabout is fair play
#1
Turnabout is fair play
Windows Guy: “Anything that has a beginning must have a cause.”

Linux Gal: “At least one thing does not have a beginning, or if it does, it has no cause.”

Windows Guy: “Name that one thing.”

Linux Gal: “Time.”

Windows Guy: “Ha ha ha, you believe time created itself!”

Linux Gal: “No, I hold that either no moment exists without a prior moment, or if there is a moment with no prior moment, then there existed no moment during which the first moment could have been created.”

Windows Guy:  "Lmao! So time created itself? Bwhahahah! If the bible said time was eternal you would literally scream it had a beginning! Anything but God right? What is sick is that you rather believe in the IMPOSSIBLE than to believe in God! What a sick individual!"

Linux Gal: “Does God have a beginning?”

Windows Guy: “Of course not!”

Linux Gal:
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#2
RE: Turnabout is fair play
There’s quite a bit of discussion (mainly among people who think about this more than I do) as to whether time qualifies as a ‘thing’.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#3
RE: Turnabout is fair play
Sounds like my question, "if a god made everything that exists, where was he before he made anything?"
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 5:24 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sounds like my question, "if a god made everything that exists, where was he before he made anything?"

In some timeless void?
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 5:35 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:24 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sounds like my question, "if a god made everything that exists, where was he before he made anything?"

In some timeless void?

If a void contained God, it wouldn’t be a void.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 5:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:35 pm)Ahriman Wrote: In some timeless void?

If a void contained God, it wouldn’t be a void.

Boru

Maybe the void is God.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 5:47 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If a void contained God, it wouldn’t be a void.

Boru

Maybe the void is God.

There you go again, making up definitions for words you don’t understand.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 5:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:47 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Maybe the void is God.

There you go again, making up definitions for words you don’t understand.

Boru

Lol how did I do that, in this instance?
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 6:03 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There you go again, making up definitions for words you don’t understand.

Boru

Lol how did I do that, in this instance?

Because a void contains nothing and is nothing - ‘no thing’.  God, being a Thing, can neither be a void or contained within a void.

You’re adorable, you are.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 6:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 6:03 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Lol how did I do that, in this instance?

Because a void contains nothing and is nothing - ‘no thing’.  God, being a Thing, can neither be a void or contained within a void.

You’re adorable, you are.

Boru

Well God might not be a thing, it could just be a force, like a force of nature.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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