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#141
RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2017 at 11:21 pm
I assume it is. I have a shovel looking scoopy thingy to pick it up lol
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June 13, 2017 at 11:23 pm
LOL.... I see people walking their dogs and they have plastic bags to pick up the poop with.

One cant help but thinking about the fact that you are literally a thin, plastic sheet away from touching dog poo. It's THAT close.

The shovel idea seems rather convenient though.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2017 at 11:24 pm
Yea I have the bags too for when we are away from home. It's gross but it's worth it to have my cuddle partners
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2017 at 11:28 pm
Good point. My cuddle partners evidently don't understand why I want my space when I first walk in the door. Vader is always up my ass wanting attention.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2017 at 11:32 pm
Mine tend to knock me over when I walk in lol. It's not their fault, they just get so happy to see me. The love bruises are a slight downside to having big dogs lol
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2017 at 11:39 pm
(June 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm)Losty Wrote: I have dogs. Dogs are better.

Only when cooked properly.  With gravy a roast spuds.

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June 13, 2017 at 11:41 pm
I say, if I had to have a dog, it would have to be more than 50 pounds. Small dogs are ankle biters and I just can't stand those yappy little things.

Had a dog when I was little. The shelter told my egg donor that the biggest he would get would be 35 pounds. Turns out - he was part English sheepdog, part Irish wolfhound. Fucker weighed in at 195 pounds at barely two years old.

35 pounds my ass. LOL. His chew toy was an old seven foot long couch we had in the basement. Chewed it right down to the frame and springs.
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June 13, 2017 at 11:45 pm
(June 13, 2017 at 11:41 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: I say, if I had to have a dog, it would have to be more than 50 pounds. Small dogs are ankle biters and I just can't stand those yappy little things.

Had a dog when I was little. The shelter told my egg donor that the biggest he would get would be 35 pounds. Turns out - he was part English sheepdog, part Irish wolfhound. Fucker weighed in at 195 pounds at barely two years old.

35 pounds my ass. LOL. His chew toy was an old seven foot long couch we had in the basement. Chewed it right down to the frame and springs.

Yes, small, yappy rats annoy me.

The owner of one the other day heard me mutter to one that decided to run out and bark at me, "Come closer and I'll stand on you, you rat."

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#149
RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2017 at 12:31 am
I can still smell my farts on my cat the next day!
(He sleeps under the bed with me.....poor thing)
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2017 at 12:32 am
You Australians sleep under your beds?
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