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The end of the world
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HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BEAMED UP TO HEAVEN!
Lol jk it's total bullshit.   (May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: They've changed the time, now they say it's going to happen at 11:00pm(over here anyway), it's still 6:00pm over in the US. Delaying the inevitable anyone? Where did you hear that? ![[Image: cinjin_banner_border.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=oggtheclever.com%2Fcinjin_banner_border.jpg)  (May 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Just a little report from England, all is well. Likewise, here in New York. In fact, this has been the nicest day of and otherwise rainy week. But let me say that Camping has received a bit more of attention, because he significantly deviated from the standard way of running religious scams. This is what you are supposed to do: 1. You show up one day, claiming that an angel (or God, or the Prophet appeared in your dreams) 2. Then you say that he told you that, when we die, we will all go to live at some nice mountain resort in the sky, entertained by Playboy bunnies and/or Dallas cheerleaders and surrounded by rivers of beer (or wine) and mountains of pretzels (or hot wings). 3. ... but if will only happen to you if you give them some money. The reason this time-tested procedure works is that nobody ever comes back after death, to confirm whether the story was actually true. Harold Camping's prophecy, on the other hand, can be easily disproved, by the simple act of waking up tomorrow and having brunch at one of the fine eateries you can find in the West Village. In other words, if you think that he looks like an idiot now, just wait until tomorrow. 
“Millions of New Yorkers are good with God. Are you good with God?"
Poster Ad in the Staten Island Ferry terminal --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "And if you are, are you also good with the Tooth Fairy? How about the Easter Bunny?" My proposed addendum  (May 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm)oggtheclever Wrote:(May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: They've changed the time, now they say it's going to happen at 11:00pm(over here anyway), it's still 6:00pm over in the US. Delaying the inevitable anyone? Friend who heard it on the radio. 
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.  (May 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm)oggtheclever Wrote:(May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: They've changed the time, now they say it's going to happen at 11:00pm(over here anyway), it's still 6:00pm over in the US. Delaying the inevitable anyone? Seems reasonable. After all, when fucking jesus didn't show up they invented the whole 'second coming' horseshit.  RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
Anyone who actually thinks the book of revelations reflects a future reality SERIOUSLY needs their heads examined. Even when I was a believer thought that book was strange and just guess work. I read revelations in its entirety several times and it made less and less sense the more I read it.
Now I think of it and say "Why would a god have to go through all this drama of breaking seals, and thousand year reigns and such when all he had to do was create the universe CORRECTLY way back in the beginning." This Jesus shit fucks peoples brains up (May 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm)Ace Otana Wrote:(May 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm)oggtheclever Wrote:(May 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: They've changed the time, now they say it's going to happen at 11:00pm(over here anyway), it's still 6:00pm over in the US. Delaying the inevitable anyone? "Rapture postponed until 11:00 due to weather in New Zealand." 
reverendjeremiah I am in complete agreement with you. The book of revelations is a complete joke and it makes as much sense as the quatraines of Nostradamus. Because of its symbolic language it can be interpreted to fit any world crises or situation partially and anything can pretty much be classified as a fulfillment of prophecy. In reality it is similar to a process used by psychics called a cold reading when they are trying to predict an individuals future, they basically throw out some things out there that may be common to anyone till they strike gold. It's the same bullshit on a grander scale.
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition
http://chatpilot-godisamyth.blogspot.com/ RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm by chatpilot.)
They should all stand in the popular superman take off pose when the rapture hour arrives, I believe it will speed there way up to heaven and it is more aerodynamic.
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition
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