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The end of the world
Doubting Thomas Offline
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#181
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 12:12 am
Well, it's nice to know that we're finally rid of all the annoying Christians, but I must say that the earthquake was less severe than I thought it would be. In fact, I didn't feel it at all.

Seriously, I got a great recording of WYFR shortwave explaining how THIS IS the date of the rapture because Harold Camping studied the bible for 50 years. And THE BIBLE SAYS THE DATE OF THE RAPTURE AND END OF THE WORLD IS MAY 21, 2011. I'm saving the recording for posterity. The funny part is that at the end of the broadcast, they ask for reception reports and offer frequency schedules...

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#182
RE: The end of the world
May 22, 2011 at 12:19 am
(May 20, 2011 at 5:14 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(May 18, 2011 at 1:38 am)Atman Wrote: How Christianity has survived and indeed thrived for 2000 years, given that Jesus was expected to come back during the lifetimes of the authors of the New Testament is a huge mystery.

Sort of argues against evolution, doesn't it. The continuation of christianity shows that even the most unfit survives. Time to give the flagging efforts of natural selection a artificial helping hand, I say.

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You forgot to realize one thing Chuck.

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RE: The end of the world
May 22, 2011 at 12:23 am
(May 21, 2011 at 10:14 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote: now I wish jesus HAD come.

Well you could always... ah, never mind, not going to say it, too easy.
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#184
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 1:03 am
(May 21, 2011 at 10:55 pm)DiRNiS Wrote: Take your pick:

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#185
RE: The end of the world
May 22, 2011 at 2:26 am
(May 21, 2011 at 9:36 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote:
(May 21, 2011 at 8:49 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: You're up just in time... the world ends in an hour.

Damnit did I miss Jesus!?!?

I told myself to set my alarm clock! Damnit!!

So how much chaos has been inflicted on the world??? Catch me up to speed.

Jesus made an appearance at our atheist meetup (guess who) to answer questions. I'll post the video as soon as they get done uploading.
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#186
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 4:46 am
I believe right now most of them are going with it's just God testing their faith.
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#187
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 6:37 am
(May 22, 2011 at 12:12 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Seriously, I got a great recording of WYFR shortwave explaining how THIS IS the date of the rapture because Harold Camping studied the bible for 50 years.

Can someone explain to me how people study the bible? I mean, won't you just be reading the same thing over and over again?
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#188
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 7:00 am
BBC news reported the non -event.

Quote:'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641



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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 7:01 am (This post was last modified: May 22, 2011 at 7:08 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(May 22, 2011 at 7:00 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: BBC news reported the non -event.

Quote:'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641

ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL
Why am I not surprised??


Another false prophet who has absconded with the "faithfuls' money.... I think I feel very sad and sorry for those theists right now. ROFLOL
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 22, 2011 at 9:24 am
I took the liberty of updating the counter on Family Radio's homepage:

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