What is the religious defense of this Jesus Christ quote?

[Ferrocyanide]

If translation is an issue, one would have to ask why God, the purported author of scripture, would even allow the roadmap to salvation to be mis-interpretable at all. It seems problematic that something like a wrong noun or a misplaced comma would be enough to merit eternal damnation.

Boru

Our ways are not his ways, or some other such bullshit in 5... 4... 3... 2...

I think Jesus said "It is my way or the highway."

Also, the same christians will keep on telling me that god is love, that Jesus is love, that he doesn't want us to suffer and he is a very helpful person.
What about Adam and Eve and their descents? Why isn’t the jewish god loving them? Answer: They deserved it. They disobeyed. They are all evil. PS: The jewish god still loves them.

What about the global Flood? Why didn’t Noah throw a life preserver for those who are in the water? Answer: They deserved it. They are all evil. PS: The jewish god still loves them.

By that logic, anyone that ends up in a horrible car accident, deserved it.
Don’t help them get out of a burning car.

There is no need for hospitals. Whatever happens is a judgment by the jewish god. Don’t help anyone.

The rich should not help the poor. Being poor is a judgment by the jewish god.

You are all evil! Every single one of you! But I love you so much!

[The Grand Nudger]

Christianity makes a credible simultaneous run at the limits of arrogance and servility. I guess that's the shape of the wide net. "Do you think the world is one way, or it's direct opposite? Christianity is for you!"