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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 11:03 am
Well unfortunately my holy book predates yours and it says very specifically that all other faiths are wrong.
It's ok, you can always join the pastafarians and get right with the lord.
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 11:16 am
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2024 at 11:20 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 7, 2024 at 9:38 am)arealquestion Wrote: G'day all - I believe the Bible is God's Word - I wondered what you would say to that?
I believe that a person would have to be
very unserious about the bible, and about god, to believe that.
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 11:54 am
So how you feel about worshipping genocidal tyrant?
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 12:53 pm
(September 7, 2024 at 9:38 am)arealquestion Wrote: G'day all - I believe the Bible is God's Word - I wondered what you would say to that?
Considering you have posted only once and have been online a total of three minutes, i would say you are a low effort troll. What would
you say to that?
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 12:56 pm
‘And he did shitteth upon the Boards and flee unto the wilderness.’ - Paul’s epistle to the Fallopians.
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 3:58 pm
It obviously considers us 'outside the camp'.
We'll see if it comes back with a shovel.
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 4:11 pm
(September 7, 2024 at 9:38 am)arealquestion Wrote: G'day all - I believe the Bible is God's Word - I wondered what you would say to that?
My deepest condolences.
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 5:23 pm
Apparently your god wrote that a Levite and his concubine are staying at a guy's house. Bunch of people from the town ask the house owner to send out the Levite so they can rape him. The home owner offers to send out his virgin daughter and the Levite's concubine instead, but the men weren't interested. Eventually the Levite does in fact send out his concubine, and the men rape and abuse her all night. In the morning he finds her and she's unresponsive. He cuts her into 12 pieces and sends a piece to each of the 12 tribes of Israel.
Sounds like your god is a dick.
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RE: I believe the Bible is God's Word
September 7, 2024 at 5:26 pm
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Even if the Bible is "God's word", that doesn't mean it's more important or credible than any other book. You could just as easily say every book ever written is God's word.
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