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RE: US Strikes on Iran (Operation Epic Fury)
April 17, 2026 at 10:58 am
It's looking like Trump is going to pull a rabbit out of a hat with Iran. The Strait of Hormuz is reported as completely open this morning. Now let's talk enrichment....
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RE: US Strikes on Iran (Operation Epic Fury)
April 17, 2026 at 3:04 pm
Hmmm.
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RE: US Strikes on Iran (Operation Epic Fury)
April 17, 2026 at 5:37 pm
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2026 at 5:47 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Christ almighty Leo. The Donald didn’t go into Iran to open the straight of Hormuz. It was open before he bombed them.
Let’s all take a moment to remember the order of events. Donald ripped up a nuclear deal because a black man who was better than him in every way made it. Then he obliterated the enrichmenment program. Then he bombed the living shit out of them for still having an enrichment program. Now he’s threatening war on the ground if they don’t open the strait that was open before all this and make a deal like the one they had before this.
There are no brilliant moves….or in fact any movement at all, going on here. It’s a bunch of people following around a senile old man who keeps shitting on the furniture
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RE: US Strikes on Iran (Operation Epic Fury)
April 17, 2026 at 7:31 pm
A lot of people seem to be missing how Iran bitch slapped Trump. The timeline:
-Trump attacks Iran.
-Iran closes the Strait.
-Trump takes credit for a semi-ceasefire.
-Israel continues to attack Lebanon.
-Iran tells Trump to make Israel stop attacking Lebanon.
-Trump does what he’s told and (probably legitimately this time) takes credit for an Israel-Lebanon ceasefire.
-Iran opens the Strait.
Trump doesn’t have the cards he thought he did, and Iran’s non-state allies know they’ll be backed up. This is a massive win for the Iranian regime.
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