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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 21, 2026 at 1:15 pm
(March 21, 2026 at 12:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: (March 21, 2026 at 12:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: My suspicion is that his staff will be stripping the joint of anything valuable before skipping town.
Mark Twain said it best, "There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress"
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 21, 2026 at 3:18 pm
(March 21, 2026 at 12:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (March 21, 2026 at 10:23 am)Fireball Wrote: And at the White House. 
My suspicion is that his staff will be stripping the joint of anything valuable before skipping town.
Stripping it of anything incriminating more like!
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 21, 2026 at 3:39 pm
(March 21, 2026 at 3:18 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (March 21, 2026 at 12:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: My suspicion is that his staff will be stripping the joint of anything valuable before skipping town.
Stripping it of anything incriminating more like!
Same thing, really.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 21, 2026 at 3:44 pm
I can see them smuggling all that fake gold rococo shit under their jackets.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 21, 2026 at 3:50 pm
(March 21, 2026 at 3:44 pm)Fireball Wrote: I can see them smuggling all that fake gold rococo shit under their jackets.
That would save the next administration from having to remove that tacky crap.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 2:45 am
Still, no.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
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More than Americans on the left, more than the leaders of NATO countries, more than those of us around the world, the person most eager for Trump's demise has got to be JD Vance.
*brrng brrng* 'This is the White House. How my I direct your call?'
'Hiya! This is the Vice President. hyuk hyuk. Just calling to see if POTUS is still breathing. He is? FUCK.'
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 12:40 pm
All of this could be settled by a Secret Service agent who takes his oath seriously and a flight of stairs...
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 3:41 pm
Down the stairs of Air Force One in front of dozens of cameras and a crowd of people would be ideal.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 6:19 pm
He will finally get the biggest parade he ever had.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"