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Is he dead yet?

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Is he dead yet?
awty Offline
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#21
RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 6:26 pm
The line of people waiting to piss on his grave will be epic.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 6:34 pm
Collect a bit of cat spray and dump it on his grave. Stray cats will take care of it from there.
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#23
RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 7:53 pm
(March 22, 2026 at 6:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Collect a bit of cat spray and dump it on his grave. Stray cats will take care of it from there.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 8:33 pm
(March 22, 2026 at 7:53 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:
(March 22, 2026 at 6:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Collect a bit of cat spray and dump it on his grave. Stray cats will take care of it from there.

Automation should be reserved for unpleasant tasks.

Hehe I'd not even stand in line for this, tbh. Much as I despise that sad sack of feces.
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#25
RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 10:08 pm
(March 22, 2026 at 7:53 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:
(March 22, 2026 at 6:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Collect a bit of cat spray and dump it on his grave. Stray cats will take care of it from there.

Automation should be reserved for unpleasant tasks.

Trekking to Florida qualifies. I've been there twice, and assuming that's where he's buried, I'll buy a cat and send it there.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 22, 2026 at 10:42 pm
(March 22, 2026 at 6:26 pm)awty Wrote: The line of people waiting to piss on his grave will be epic.

I like the idea of of carting his body through a number of cities all over the country to maximize the number of citizens who may participate in desecrating it. Cities where he has deployed ICE would get priority.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 23, 2026 at 12:33 am (This post was last modified: March 23, 2026 at 12:33 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
I'm fine with a garbage dump, which is where he actually belongs. Let him molder amongst dirty diapers. Or bring him down here and lay him out as roadkill, the buzzards know how to handle bidness.

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#28
RE: Is he dead yet?
March 23, 2026 at 12:55 am
Day three: still no.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 23, 2026 at 3:05 am
They're going to have to bury Trump the way that they did Bin Laden. Either that or put in a boardwalk because the ground will be too saturated from everybody looking to piss on his grave.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
March 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
I'm sure the MAGAts will demand a Lenin-like preservation and mausoleum. 

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