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Is he dead yet?
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 5, 2026 at 12:26 am
(April 4, 2026 at 11:13 pm)snowtracks Wrote: If so, only temporary:

"Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming when all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come out.
those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment."

A "Religious Christian" comparing his Christ to a pussy-grabber. Duly noted.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 5, 2026 at 5:58 am
(April 4, 2026 at 11:13 pm)snowtracks Wrote: If so, only temporary:

"Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming when all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come out.
those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment."

You're so silly. So very, very silly.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 5, 2026 at 6:11 am
(April 5, 2026 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(April 4, 2026 at 11:13 pm)snowtracks Wrote: If so, only temporary:

"Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming when all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come out.
those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment."

A "Religious Christian" comparing his Christ to a pussy-grabber. Duly noted.

Wasn't Christ father (and thus Christ himself) in suspicious "relationship" with Mary? If so then comparison is valid I think.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 5, 2026 at 9:13 am
God made Mary to want a thruple. Unable to say NO

That’s the difference between god and Epstein.

God can create.. and Epstein can only get what god gives him.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 24, 2026 at 11:43 pm
Trump fell asleep again during a live televised meeting.

[Image: Sleeee.jpg]

If only he stopped waking up.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 1:49 am
(April 4, 2026 at 11:13 pm)snowtracks Wrote: If so, only temporary:

"Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming when all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come out.
those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment."

So, zombie apocalypse...

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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 4:55 am
(April 5, 2026 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(April 4, 2026 at 11:13 pm)snowtracks Wrote: If so, only temporary:

"Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming when all who are in their graves will hear His voice and come out.
those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment."

A "Religious Christian" comparing his Christ to a pussy-grabber. Duly noted.

There's nothing wrong with pussy-grabbing, as long as the grabbing is invited.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 5:38 am
(April 25, 2026 at 4:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 5, 2026 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: A "Religious Christian" comparing his Christ to a pussy-grabber. Duly noted.

There's nothing wrong with pussy-grabbing, as long as the grabbing is invited.

Boru

What I don't understand is why the women involved in the grabbing didn't kick his balls all the way up to the top of his disgusting head.
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 5:43 am
(April 25, 2026 at 5:38 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(April 25, 2026 at 4:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There's nothing wrong with pussy-grabbing, as long as the grabbing is invited.

Boru

What I don't understand is why the women involved in the grabbing didn't kick his balls all the way up to the top of his disgusting head.

Before we were married, my wife and I were in a pub in Derry and some clown squeezed Ellen's bum. She ruined his evening.

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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 5:47 am
(April 25, 2026 at 5:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 25, 2026 at 5:38 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What I don't understand is why the women involved in the grabbing didn't kick his balls all the way up to the top of his disgusting head.

Before we were married, my wife and I were in a pub in Derry and some clown squeezed Ellen's bum. She ruined his evening.

Boru

Had it happen to me at a party in Sydney in my early 20s.

Some guy I didn't know walked straight up to me and grabbed the girls. I gave him a close encounter of the knee kind.

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