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What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 11:27 am
Quote:And then it got worst as they ran around the building in cirlces possessed by the holy ghost and cried their assess off at the alter repenting for all the sins they've done.

This in other words - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=215C-tadRmk

Yes, quite crazy.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 11:34 am
White people dance like shit.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 12:17 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2011 at 12:17 pm by JohnDG.)
(May 16, 2011 at 11:34 am)Minimalist Wrote: White people dance like shit.

Being hispanic, I will totally agree with that. Although I do not dance very well myself. Tongue

I love how you guy's know completely what I was talking about in my story.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm
(May 16, 2011 at 2:42 am)JohnDG Wrote: Just today I went to a pentacostal church with my best friend and my aunt just because I didn't want to eat fish and they were serving burritos for free. At first I was glared at menacingly because I would snicker every time they were singing some dumb song.

You should try one of the back woods Holiness Pentecostal churches around here. If you got lucky and picked the right day you might get to see someone bit by a rattlesnake.

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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I'm rooting for the snake.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm
(May 16, 2011 at 11:34 am)Minimalist Wrote: White people dance like shit.

Speak for yourself.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
And they say rock is the music of the Devil. Well, I dare say that these guys are more possessed than a pitfull of moshers. Tongue

When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm
And now you know where the term "holy rollers" comes from.

Is it just me, or did the people in that video look like a cult? And did you notice how the others didn't really get into it until that one guy started dancing around? It's like they then had to try to outdo each other with their little holy spirit fest.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Of course its a cult. They're all cults.

Ask any theist what a cult is and he'll tell you a cult is any religion but his own.
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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"
May 16, 2011 at 10:23 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2011 at 10:27 pm by Cinjin.)
(May 16, 2011 at 3:30 am)Johnny Hoax Wrote: Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus VIDEO


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Could you ease up a bit Jesus!?
(May 16, 2011 at 11:34 am)Minimalist Wrote: White people dance like shit.

It's lose - lose for them ... either they dance like shit or the holy ghosts dances like shit ...... and since god would only dance perfectly ..........Wink Shades
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